Christopher Barnett

Hi, I am Christopher Barnett. I am a man of weirdness and oddness; I am eccentric, white and nerdy, and a great friend.
Having me as a friend is a real privilege because I will never leave you, even when you want me to.

Christopher Barnett sent a meme that changed me from the inside... In a bad way!

by Real_NoobToob May 04, 2020

Payton Barnett

Is a gorgeous and amazing person who everyone loves.

Omg is that “Payton Barnett”?
Yes it is, don’t you love her so much?
Yup!

by anonymous1763 July 05, 2021

dirty barnett

When a old timer gets a blowjob from his apprentice while pulling his hair through his belt loops

I gave taylor a dirty barnett. Hes not going to lunch, hes full.

by Sssaasdd June 27, 2022

abigail barnett

abigail barnett is the best girlfriend you could ever have she is loving nice loyal and a good friend to have around if you find a girl by the name of abigail barnett don't loose her if you do that will be your biggest mistake abbie is the most beautiful amazing woman u will ever meet

( this goes out to my girlfriend abbie )-I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH

p1 i love abbie
p2 ikr she is so beautiful
abbies mom -abigail barnett get back here right now

by Nathan greene May 19, 2020

Alec Barnett

He is the Silly Goose

"Rachel is a monkey, but Alec Barnett is the Silly Goose.

by Monkeylover214 August 24, 2020

Hunter Barnett

A 12 year old who is obsessed with Hollyweed but will never go because he’s lame. His insta posts are below average and his hair is stringy because he won’t buy fucking conditioner.

Girl: Oh my fuck.. is that Hunter Barnett???
Boy: Holy shit we need to leave now before he starts talking about Finding Dory!

by vegann911 December 27, 2017

kyle barnett

Kyle Barnett is a man from Ohio, many of people have heard the voice of this person. to which he claims that of a biblical right of way. it is written that there will be a man coming to earth that will have a voice that all nations and kindreds would hear it. also he is the keeper of the number of the beast for it is also the number of a man, many people are under the false assumption that acceptance of the name, number, or the mark will take them to hell. but if you read the scripture says nothing about the number taking anyone anywhere, the number is often incorrectly called 666, but is actually 600,606.

Kyle Barnett seems kind of crazy, until you find out the things he says were written down after him and well before him.

by AlliedApe October 27, 2021