Vern Barnett

Someone who takes credit for the work of others because they are incompetent. Often fidgeting with their face during conversations, a Vern Barnett is completely oblivious to how disgusting they appear to those around them.

That Vern Barnett really came off as an asshole when they took credit for Steve's work, picking at his face during the entire meeting made him look like a joke.

by RobertBlood August 5, 2019

Matthew Barnett

A rapist from Rapetown, USA (aka Maryville, MO) who preys on the young and vulnerable/unconscious. His tactics include leaving victims to die in freezing temperatures, calling in political favors from his Grandpappy and encouraging friends to harass victims, or in some instances, even burn down their homes. Matthew is known for his exceptionally long neck and $10 DUI fines.

Mary: Hey, how is that long necked rapist over there not in jail?!

Jane: oh, that's Matthew Barnett. His Grandpappy called in favors for him, including the destruction of evidence.

Mary: hide yo kids, hide yo wife!!

by Poofor October 17, 2013

Christopher Barnett

Hi, I am Christopher Barnett. I am a man of weirdness and oddness; I am eccentric, white and nerdy, and a great friend.
Having me as a friend is a real privilege because I will never leave you, even when you want me to.

Christopher Barnett sent a meme that changed me from the inside... In a bad way!

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Off your barnett

Off your barnett is when you have consumed a large amount of alcohol and/or drugs and are going on a west one.

Example 1:
Henry: "Hey dude, did you see Chris? He has a line of coke and half an E"

Jimmy: "Haha, yeah he's off his barnett"

Example 2:
Tom: "I'm gonna down this whole bottle of vodka"

Jay: "LAD YOU'RE GONNA BE OFF YOUR BARNETT!"

by FlappedJoint May 31, 2012

Payton Barnett

Is a gorgeous and amazing person who everyone loves.

Omg is that “Payton Barnett”?
Yes it is, don’t you love her so much?
Yup!

by anonymous1763 July 5, 2021

dirty barnett

When a old timer gets a blowjob from his apprentice while pulling his hair through his belt loops

I gave taylor a dirty barnett. Hes not going to lunch, hes full.

by Sssaasdd June 27, 2022

abigail barnett

abigail barnett is the best girlfriend you could ever have she is loving nice loyal and a good friend to have around if you find a girl by the name of abigail barnett don't loose her if you do that will be your biggest mistake abbie is the most beautiful amazing woman u will ever meet

( this goes out to my girlfriend abbie )-I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH

p1 i love abbie
p2 ikr she is so beautiful
abbies mom -abigail barnett get back here right now

by Nathan greene May 19, 2020