I stayed over at my friends house cuz she was too smashed to drive home last night" "bangerang" "She was vomiting in my car dude" "Bangerang" "Shut tha fuk up" "BANGERANG
by D.Nelly May 18, 2011
When someone you are seeing cheats on you, resulting in you dumping them, but then at a later date tries to contact you for a continuation of the previous relationship.
Jim: "Sandy cheated on me, so I threw her away like a parking ticket. Then, get this - she calls me last night, wanting to come over!"
Steve: "Sounds like she's trying to pull the ol' bangerang on ya."
Jim: "What a bitch."
Steve: "Sounds like she's trying to pull the ol' bangerang on ya."
Jim: "What a bitch."
by FanglyBob June 07, 2011
Verb. (However, never used in the past or future tense becuase a bangerang situation is ALWAYS after the fact and never foreseen.)
When you get into some kind of trouble a week or more after intercourse. The trouble must be a direct cause of having the aforementioned sex. Karma is possible explanation.
When you get into some kind of trouble a week or more after intercourse. The trouble must be a direct cause of having the aforementioned sex. Karma is possible explanation.
Social:
"No one at this party will sleep with me cause I had sex with a horse on youtube, what a goddamn bangerang."
Physical:
"I'm afraid I can't go to the cockfight, I broke my leg during cunnilingus last week... what a bangerang."
Medical:
"I went to the doctor and I have HIV. What a total bangerang." "Oh drag my dude, have a cream soda on me."
Phenomenological:
"If a tree falls on you while you're having sex in the woods, and theres no one else there to see it, is it a bangerang?"
"No one at this party will sleep with me cause I had sex with a horse on youtube, what a goddamn bangerang."
Physical:
"I'm afraid I can't go to the cockfight, I broke my leg during cunnilingus last week... what a bangerang."
Medical:
"I went to the doctor and I have HIV. What a total bangerang." "Oh drag my dude, have a cream soda on me."
Phenomenological:
"If a tree falls on you while you're having sex in the woods, and theres no one else there to see it, is it a bangerang?"
by Dan Bemp May 20, 2007
BANGERANG!!!
by Bangerang24 April 01, 2021