s.n.a.f.u.b.a.r.

a mix of 2 acronyms,s.n.a.f.u.(Situation Normal All Fucked Up) and f.u.b.a.r(Fucked Up Beyond All Reason),Which becomes "Situation Normal All Fucked Up Beyond All Reason".

"Hey dude,I haven't seen you lately,how ya' been?"
response;"s.n.a.f.u.b.a.r."

by Mark Jensen August 28, 2005

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

by Jake Opp November 10, 2011

B.A.F.

Backwards Ass Fuck. When someone is supreme dumbass idiot, they reach BAF status...

Cletus is going over to hit on that girl and the B.A.F. doesn't even see that herpes fired up on her lip.

by KnoxHockey November 28, 2006

B.A.F

acronym; stands for Bored As F--k

He was B.A.F because he couldn't go play pool.

Man, I went out with that chick and was BAF the whole time.

by Boomer December 21, 1999

B.A.F.

Boring As Fuck

You think Tosh.0 is hilarious, but it's actually B.A.F.

by Someguy50 November 11, 2012

B.A.F. Or BAF

When a girls sexy level is over 9,000 and you are ready for the hunt. 😈

B.A.F. Or BAF : To look bad as fuck (B.A.F.) Booty is on point.

Damn girl you lookin BAF. You tryna give me them fine ass digits?

by Black Facade February 17, 2015

B.A.F.

Stands for Best A**hole Friend. It's for when someone can sometimes be a complete d*ck to you but still be irreplaceable and are a great friend. You can't hold a grudge for too long. They're not gonna hurt you, they're just really hilarious with a dark sense of humor. Will get you through the tough times and help you with ACTUAL a**holes.

Person 1: That friend sucks! He's a terrible person!
Person 2: Nah, you don't get it. They're my B.A.F.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019