Awkward Salmon 

When you come up behind or in front of someone and wiggle your hand up their crack without penetration.

Steve awkward salmoned the shit out of Susan last night.

Awkward Salmon by Maebabe January 1, 2018

Awkward Salmon 

A phrase used to describe an especially awkward moment in a conversation, accompanied by a rapid-slapping of the inner thighs.

She just walked the walk of shame. Awkward Salmon!

Awkward Salmon by JLambert November 20, 2010

akward salmon 

When you speraticly slap the inner thighs of the person in front of you.

My buddy gave me an AKWARD SALMON in gormation.

akward salmon by Theboss88 May 2, 2016