austrailia

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austrailia

by fatfucc February 19, 2020

austrailian kiss

a french kiss.... down under!

man: hey baby wanna austrailian kiss?
woman: whats that?
man: when i give you a french kiss down under!

by smackdat146 February 18, 2011

Austrailian Kiss

to perform oral sex on another person by french kissing.

Hey charlie, did you give sheila an austrailian kiss last night? she seems mighty happy today....

by Jeff Bentz September 6, 2004

Austrailian Slurry

When a chef coats his sweaty ass and balls with cornstarch. This creating a slurrythat happens down under.

your crotch will feel less moist if you give yourself an Austrailian Slurry

by Chef Chingon December 2, 2018

Austrailian DJ

The process of fingering a girl. Think about it...pretend to scratch a record the way a DJ would, then do it the way it would be done Down Under.

Otherwise known as Dirty South (an Austrailian DJ)

Steven "Mate what happened with you and the rough bird you were with last night?"

James "Austrailian DJ. Standard. Wanna sniff?"

by Yebsthescumbag October 31, 2011

Australium

The correct name for the element Au. The properties of this fine element are numerous. First, there are no electrons. Rather, the elements 15 neutrons circle around the nucleus. Also, this is the only element on the Periodic Table to have complete sexes. That's right, there are both male and female varieties of these atoms. Note: While they are mostly similar, once or month or so, the female australium do act strangely

But perhaps the most peculiar thing about this element is its atomic weight. -4.pi

Truly, an amazing element to behold

Damn, that Australium messes you up.

No duh, its atomic weight is -4.pi. What did you expect?

by The one the only J-man May 4, 2005

austrailian dump

The aftermath of filling yourself with Outback Steakhouse food until the point where you need to exit your bowels.

Dude1- Whats wrong with you?
Dude2- Dude I need to take an "austrailian dump"
Dude1- WTF is that!?

by appuljuice October 8, 2009