auston is a duche bag , who uses girls just for the hell of it. and loves to be in toxic relationships with girls who are down right fugly. and all he does is break girls hearts.
“yeah that auston dude I heard he broke that girls heart last week and is back with his cheating ex”
by i.know.im.right July 23, 2020
by MacDaddyy April 18, 2017
Auston Matthews is bussin when it comes to hockey. This #34 is definitely a keeper. Playing for the leafs, he has won awards for his excellent skills, such as the Rocket Richard trophy in 2021 and many more to come. We love Austie :)
by leafs be bussin ;) May 28, 2021
by poo poo face poo November 16, 2018
a person who can overcome any obstacle in life; an Auston Suarez is the new age Hercules. If your are one then your probably a natural blonde, and naturally good at most extreme sports. You have plenty of scars and stories to go along with them. Ladies find you interesting but sometimes a little bit intimidating to approach due to the fact that your around other ladies all the time as well. But don't worry, an Auston Suarez can talk to several women at once. They also might end up with your girlfriends cell phone numbers for later reconciliation.
Swag like Auston Suarez.
Get her Auston Suarez.
I'm Auston Suarez.
I get it done Auston Suarez style.
I'm Auston Suarez B****
I'm goin for a run. AUSTON SUAREZ.
"Mommy, my tummy hurts", "It's ok honey, Auston Suarez."
Did you get the beer? Auston Suarez! Sweet big dawg
Get her Auston Suarez.
I'm Auston Suarez.
I get it done Auston Suarez style.
I'm Auston Suarez B****
I'm goin for a run. AUSTON SUAREZ.
"Mommy, my tummy hurts", "It's ok honey, Auston Suarez."
Did you get the beer? Auston Suarez! Sweet big dawg
by whoDATkidd November 05, 2011
An overrated piece of shit that seems to be made of glass because he always gets injured and takes so long to recover. Matthews is the only thing leaf fans can brag about and they always compare him to Laine even though Laine is so much better.
fuck Auston Matthews
fuck Auston Matthews
by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu December 20, 2018
bum ass nigga that accuses everyone of fucking his girlfriend, and sometimes he likes to wok den without woking den
by Bum ass nigga March 03, 2022