August 3rd 

National kiss or cuddle your friend day

On August 3rd you have to kiss your friend or cuddle with your friend today no matter what.

Martha: hey bff! It’s August 3rd!
Bethany: oh shoot I guess we have to kiss then cuddle
*kisses then cuddles full spoon*

August 3rd by Ranboobies July 31, 2021

August 3rd 

People born on this day have massive cocks, their dick energy is off the charts.

Shante has a massive cock, she must have been born on august 3rd.

August 3rd by redbulldaddy January 11, 2022

August 3rd 

National wish death upon splatoon fans day

If you don't know what splatoon is splatoon is a game with a Fanbase that is 1000 times worse than the fortnite fanbase

And splatoon fans are the biggest mistakes on earth that have no life and all they do is sit down and play splatoon

So please, there should be a day that we can all wish death upon splatoon fans

Kevin: who's ready for August 3rd?
Me: did you know that August 3rd is national wish death upon splatoon fans day?

August 3rd by When the imposter is sus 😀😀 July 31, 2021

August 3rd 

If you were born on August 3rd you are a Russian bastard.

Hey what is Smirnoff ‘s birthday?
Obviously it’s august 3rd he is a Russian dirtbag.

August 3rd by Russian Enthusiast November 3, 2019

AUGUST 3rd 

National boyfriend day. post your boyfriend with a 🤫 emoji or you don't love him

August 3rd is today let me post him

AUGUST 3rd by 🤍🤍🤍✌🏼 August 2, 2022

August 3rd 

It’s National boyfriend day

Hello boyfriend I’m going to post you because it’s August 3rd

August 3rd by your best knower August 3, 2022

August 3rd 

August 3rd is known to be dannie day

person 1: I can't wait for August 3rd
person 2: why whats so special?
person 1: Are u kidding? It's dannie day!

August 3rd by ForeignPassenger August 3, 2022