Athen

A man who continuously lets the forex markets penetrate his asshole.

Oh man, GA athen’d me today fam

by NotRiaanForSure April 22, 2020

Athen

An actual flying pterodactyl

Did you see that? An Athena just passed by!

by Valeriana12 November 20, 2021

Athen

Athen is a second would for noob

He is a athen

by U sussy baka August 9, 2022

Athen

just a girl in the world

person 1 “why did you do that?”
person 2 “im just athen”
person 1 “oh yeah that makes sense now”

by thegirlathen November 21, 2023

Athen moment

A moment that is truly bizarre, weird, or even amazingly unusual.

What Jason did was an Athen moment!

by Athen moment November 4, 2022

Athen moment

believing guns kill people and not the people who hold the guns

"bro why did you shoot him
"i didn't shoot him the gun did"
"such an athen moment"

by Athen moment March 15, 2023

Athen Closs

Athen Closs is the husband and lover to Kevin Closs. He is a gay Canada boy who is in a transition to become a girl and weighs 0.1 pounds but consumes up to 100 million pounds of cock each year.

“Athen Closs is the perfect example of a loser with no friends and a gay trans boy, not to mention he’s retarded.

by John smoke August 28, 2021