Asstractive

A girl who, due to legs, hips, and butt, looks hot from the back; however from the front, although not fugly, does not quite compare with her image from the back.

E: Dude, that girl is so attractive I can't believe it!

K: Man sorry to tell you, I actually saw her face yesterday... asstractive

E: Bummer!

K: She sure is...

by Ev. I January 13, 2009

Asscrack Splash

A patch of hair that stems from above your buttcrack and spreads to your lower back

I went to the pool yesterday and some honkey had an asscrack splash

by edvsthewrld July 6, 2020

asscrack

when you do crack from your ass

Guy 1: yo were you at the party last night
Guy 2: yeah, we did asscrack

by rattiful August 25, 2020

asstrickery

(n) Feats of non-intuitive acumen; the use of non-obvious approaches to problems that are figuratively pulled from the ass of the person who conceives them.

His clever use of the Separating Hyperplane Theorem to derive the boundary of a convex set was quite a piece of asstrickery. We never would have thought to use that ourselves.

by asstrickster December 9, 2008

Thomas Asstruck

A nickname of Thomas Astruc, creator of Miraculous Ladybug and the main reason why fans hate the show.

Thomas Asstruck did it again, he fucked up another character man and I liked Alix damn it!

by kueko July 21, 2021

Asscrack Rorschach

The inkblot-shaped pattern formed by an untimely poo.

I had a turtlehead going, but there was no way I could make it to the bathroom in time so I ended up with an asscrack Rorschach.

by emeraldswissmiss December 9, 2010

Total asscrack

A word to describe your best friends new boyfriend

Wow Jacob is a total asscrack

by Planetsimp October 20, 2022