asscrack tomatoes

Cherry tomatoes grown between the “cheeks,” around one’s asshole, sprouted from the dark, hairy, brown environment.

A fave hobby of the incarcerated male, asscrack tomatoes can be added to the typically vitamin and enzyme deficient salads routinely served by the state.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020

Assback Gorilla

Someone who's ass goes half way up their back.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is such an assback gorilla.
Guy 2: I'd have to drink another round before even thinking of touching that.

by Assback Gorilla April 30, 2009

AssJack

Inversion of jack ass. When calling someone a jackass is not enough you can refer to them as an assjack

That guy is worse than a jack ass he's a real assjack

by Libraryguy March 4, 2010

AssJack

An object, for example a small firm pillow, placed under a womens ass to elevate her vagina to the best angle for sex.

"Hey honey, lets use the assjack tonight. I want to be sure i hit your G-Spot."

by rilecat November 17, 2016

Asscrack Splash

A patch of hair that stems from above your buttcrack and spreads to your lower back

I went to the pool yesterday and some honkey had an asscrack splash

by edvsthewrld July 6, 2020

asscrack

when you do crack from your ass

Guy 1: yo were you at the party last night
Guy 2: yeah, we did asscrack

by rattiful August 25, 2020

assrocket

A large turd fired from your ass at an abnormally high speed, not to be confused with diarrhea

"Man, every time I have Thai food, I kick AssRockets 6 feet down the crapper."

by KingWarthog April 15, 2003