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AssLighting

When you try to light your fart on fire and someone says it didn’t catch fire but it did.
I swore I saw a blue flame when I lit my fart on fire. Stop asslighting me saying I’m just seeing things. My butt hairs are singed and I know what I saw. It’s not funny making me think I’m crazy.
by Musbdax August 25, 2021
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Asslighting

A derivation of the term "gaslighting," asslighting is when someone lies about doing butt stuff with you during intercourse and denies your very real suspicions that it occurred in the first place.
"Hey my butt feels weird, did you do stick anything up there last night? "

"No, and I definitely did not stick two fingers up to the second knuckle in you butt."

"I don't believe you, I feel like I'm being asslit right now. You're Asslighting me again."
by Film Time December 20, 2023
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Asslighter

A tease. Someone who will flaunt the booty but won’t give it up.
Becky is such an asslighter
by anonymous June 11, 2024
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Asslighting

When a loved one, partner, or overly health-conscious friend persistently tries to convince you to get a rectal exam or “explore back there,” usually under the guise of “it’s for your own good.” A blend of gaslighting and ass, because suddenly you’re questioning your own boundaries and anatomy.
“I told her I wasn’t ready, but she kept talking about ‘early detection’ and ‘trust.’ Bro, I think she's asslighting.”
by jonfisher1981 October 14, 2025
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Asslighting

Derived from gaslighting. When a person is deliberately sexually provacative, a tease, but denies it when called out, and makes it so the teased thinks they're just imagining it.
I kept intentionally arousing this person, and every time they confronted me, I insisted that they were just imagining it. They thought they were losing it, I was totally asslighting them.
by Jacques Hughes May 4, 2025
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Asslight

When somebody is trying to tell you that their farts don't smell, but they do
"I'm a little gassy tonight, but don't worry, it doesn't smell."

"Don't asslight me, bitch. It's rancid."
by Meeka2493 July 29, 2025
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