A tax, mostly given to minors, who are having someone of legal age buy them alcohol, or cigarettes. any item they cannot personally purchase themselves
by amaaanda September 08, 2007
The tax you have to pay in today's society in order to not have to continue dealing with assholes. This includes money loaned and not repaid, items and money stolen, refunds that people want for bogus reasons, or anything else of value that you'd rather lose than continue dealing with the people who have it.
Note: Asshole tax collectors are professional assholes and have to deal with themselves on a daily basis, but YOU don't.
Note: Asshole tax collectors are professional assholes and have to deal with themselves on a daily basis, but YOU don't.
"That guy owes me forty bucks and i know I won't ever get it, but every time I see him he tells me he will give it to me next time. Rather than believing him, I've written it off as Asshole Tax, that way I won't depend on ever seeing that money again."
"She wants her money back, but she ate most of her food, and the manager wants me to give her a refund"
"He stole my bag and I know I won't ever see him again, rather than cry and pout about it,, I've consideed it asshole tax."
"She wants her money back, but she ate most of her food, and the manager wants me to give her a refund"
"He stole my bag and I know I won't ever see him again, rather than cry and pout about it,, I've consideed it asshole tax."
by StevoPlatinum July 29, 2012
An undisclosed sales tax charged to everyone else on most (if not all) things sold at retail stores nationwide due to the selfish actions of a select few assholes. Such actions that these assholes are guilty of include shoplifting, holding up the line in the store while trying to bargain down the price of a certain item in order to avoid paying high price for such item, and lastly, just being a plain dick to the cashier or to other retail workers all while asking to speak to the manager.
by Neveracoltsfan317 December 01, 2021
A tax that is charged to a "friend" who is an asshole for one reason or another (such as cock blocking, never having money for bills, is literally an ass to you, or other such reason that will piss the Taxer off) or for debts owed. Asshole tax does not have to be of monetary value but needs only to be something that is worth something to you or the asshole.
For instance, you may take an ex-roomates computer as asshole tax since that asshole never paid bills, ate all the food, and banged your girlfriend.
If the taxee wishes to get the taxed item back, i.e. he wants his computer back, he may trade the taxer something of equal or greater value(value being worth something to you e.g. you don't need his computer, but you do need an iPod. You trade his iPod for his computer. The computer being worth more money, but the iPod being worth more to you.)
Be warned that severe assholes may try to recover taxed property through legal means, but don't worry, the law is on your side because everyone hates asshole.
For instance, you may take an ex-roomates computer as asshole tax since that asshole never paid bills, ate all the food, and banged your girlfriend.
If the taxee wishes to get the taxed item back, i.e. he wants his computer back, he may trade the taxer something of equal or greater value(value being worth something to you e.g. you don't need his computer, but you do need an iPod. You trade his iPod for his computer. The computer being worth more money, but the iPod being worth more to you.)
Be warned that severe assholes may try to recover taxed property through legal means, but don't worry, the law is on your side because everyone hates asshole.
Example 1
Tom: "Dude isn't that Steve's computer?"
Bob: "Yeah, but I consider it asshole tax"
Example 2
Steve: "Dude isn't that my computer?"
Bob: "Yeah, but I consider it asshole tax"
Steve: "Snap... I'll trade you my iPod for it."
Bob: "I could use an iPod... Deal."
Example 3
Steve: "Hey Bob, you going to the store?"
Bob: "Yeah"
Steve: "Here is a twenty... get me a drink and a pack of smokes."
*20 minutes later*
Bob: "Here is your drink and smokes."
Steve: "What about my change?"
Bob: "Asshole tax."
Steve: "Snap."
Tom: "Dude isn't that Steve's computer?"
Bob: "Yeah, but I consider it asshole tax"
Example 2
Steve: "Dude isn't that my computer?"
Bob: "Yeah, but I consider it asshole tax"
Steve: "Snap... I'll trade you my iPod for it."
Bob: "I could use an iPod... Deal."
Example 3
Steve: "Hey Bob, you going to the store?"
Bob: "Yeah"
Steve: "Here is a twenty... get me a drink and a pack of smokes."
*20 minutes later*
Bob: "Here is your drink and smokes."
Steve: "What about my change?"
Bob: "Asshole tax."
Steve: "Snap."
by djSyntek July 20, 2008
by meatbeans February 18, 2021