Ashburton

The tourism and adventure capital of New Zealand. Founded in 1876 by two transvestite hookers, an old guy and a dog that played basketball because it wasn't against the rules, Ashburton quickly became known for excitement, prostitution and backgammon. Recently it has developed into a sprawling cityscape, and has plans to hold the New Zealand national sheep-boxing competition.

Ashburton is the old-people meat export capital of the world.

by Jitterwyser May 26, 2009

assbuttnigger

Someone perceived to as being an ass, butt, and nigger at the same time.

Due to his black ass, he is an assbuttnigger.

by A woman's penis January 26, 2020

assbutt

Its something you say when you get angry at someone and you don't know what to call them so you say Asssssssbutt??

"You know what quite being such an... uh... Assbutt. Yeah stop being an Assbutt, Bro."

by IAMCASTIEL March 29, 2015

assbutt

someone who is such an ass that he/she needs to be called an ass twice.

"parvati cheated on his girlfriend 5 times!"
"man he's such an assbutt!"

by breastitch May 10, 2014

assbutter

The butter that is created from a hasty wiping and a sweaty hot day.

I am churning up a mess of assbutter.

by Frothywalrus January 19, 2008

Assbutt

1. Noun. The Gish 2019 mascot and intern herbivorous mammal that typically consists of a majestic miniature and elusive combination of a four legged, grayish-brown, bony body of an African Wild Donkey (ass) paired with the vivid and brightly colored carrot orange and obsidian wings with white spots along the edges of a Monarch Butterfly (butt) and also their antennae, while additionally donning a loosely fashioned backwards royal blue necktie; prefers a diet of flowering kale, but other varieties of this creature are known to eat other vegetation such as, but not limited to whatever is available, Cheetos, and brussel sprouts; also known as a monarkey; special skills include: clogging and/or tap dancing, pollinating, omniscience, incredibly memory, stubborn punctuality (when they want to), acting on camera, tenacity, toxic if eaten and inspiration for the children’s party game “Staple the Wings on the Assbutt” (but that was becoming too violent with children and staplers so it is now becoming known as “Tape the Tie to the Assbutt)

2. Refers to a distraction shouted at an archangel before throwing a Molotov cocktail of holy oil at them.

3. Literally. Buttbutt. Bootybooty

“The Assbutt is my favorite GISH mascot ever!”

“Kids! It’s time to play Tape the Tie to the Assbutt!”

“Hey Assbutt!”

“Look at the Assbutt!”

by CaptainDancyPantsEeekSquad! July 24, 2019

Assbutt

A stupid name that sounds slightly nicer than calling someone an ass.

"Hey assbutt"

by Helloassbutt0101 July 21, 2018