three way ass kissing

Gary, Kevin and Bob, bobbin on each other's nobbins. Also includes licking dingleberries

Two losers kissin another loser's ass

by Rog February 5, 2004

Kissing Ass

1. Strategically conversing, praising, flirting, affirming, consoling, and/or protecting an individual or group to gain favor and/or perceived situational advantage.

1. If Brad would stop kissing ass for two seconds he might realize that he is making a fool of himself by praising the obviously flawed report.

by Josh McVey August 27, 2008

National kissing and grab ass day

On July 12 it’s national kissing and grab ass day.

guy: wanna celebrate today’s national day? Just say yes or no
girl: yes

Or just go and kiss her, it’s national kissing and grab ass day :)

by bahahagaggaghahah July 11, 2020

Kissing his own ass

The act of boasting about one's attributes or accomplishments, usually before a sizable audience. Self aggrandization of the highest order. Usually carried out in the absence of underlings who would normally carry out such a task for the self ass-kisser.

"Professor Smith spent half the lecture talking about his double doctorate and the 39 papers he wrote."

"Yeah, he was really kissing his own ass eh?"

by Spastik August 1, 2016