ass is grass

you;re done, finished, kaput, over, one doomed motherfucker

that dude that porked my ol lady? His ass is grass.

by da Wordman October 30, 2003

Ass Is Grass

Quote from "Stand By Me" (1986)
When Chris (River Phoenix) and his 3 friends find the lost dead body of a 12 year old boy, he stands up for the body against the local bad-asses. Including his older brother.
"Ass is Grass" is said while they are all in the woods fighting for whose gang gets to claim they found the body.

Charlie: We found him first!
Teddy: Oh yeah, Vern told us how you found him. (mocking tone) 'Oh Billy! I think I just turned my Fruit-Of-The-looms into a fudge Factory!"
Charlie: Thats it! Your ass is grass!

by lovestandbyme April 26, 2010

Ass is Grass

This is already defined here, but the tag line hasn't been mentioned! "...and I'm the lawn mower!"

"Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawn mower!"

by DayleSnail May 12, 2008

Ass Is Grass

Your through, finished, rejected, gone, kaput, end.

Your Ass Is Grass So Your Time Will Pass

by Rap-royalty.com Villian February 25, 2010

ass for grass

When a girl lets u hit it for weed. Or when a girl trades sex for weed.

Friend 1 - ugh I wish i could fuck Samantha

Friend 2 - she's a stoner, ask her for ass for grass

by Yeaaa098 March 14, 2017

ass is grass

Yes, it does imply the addressee's doom, but for a slightly different etymology, see the quote below:

Sergeant to buck private: "Your ass is grass and I'm the mower."

by Graycard May 12, 2008

Your ass is grass

Your precious buttocks has now become the center of a very farcical taunt. This phrase implies that "you are going down" in the near future. This phrase being said to you means that your inevitable fate is nearing. It is only half of the full sentence "your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it." Basically someone is threatening you and you better get the hell outta dodge.

"You fucked my wife enough times Todd, your ass is grass!"

by grassy ass lover 1234 December 29, 2016