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Ass Burger

When someone eats food and it is not fully digested! This is then shat out and gets stuck in the hair of the ass, leaving dingle berries once it hardens! The ass is then eaten out and this is an ass burger!
Dude this chick totally ate my ass burger!
by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009
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Ass Burger

When you're in the middle of taking a shit on the toilet and can't get it all the way out, you're ass cheeks are the "buns", and the middle is the "meat". That makes an Ass Burger.
Mom: I need to shower! Hurry up!
Son: No, you can't come in here Mom, I have Ass Burger Syndrome!!
by nmajor89 September 24, 2016
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Ass burger

When you squeeze both buttcheeks and eat out a butthole like a burger

It can also be used as an insult
I could go for a good ass burger right now

Wow look at this ass burger
by Inner clockwork October 12, 2019
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Double decker ass burger

When you line up 2 cheeseburgers in a row, shove your dick in the middle, and proceed to fuck a bitch. Bonus points for having the chick being a fat hoe or having Aspergers.
Dude 1: yo bro, i just had sex with the kinkiest girl last night
Dude 2: damn bitch, what did you do
Dude 1: She let me put it up her ass and pull off a double decker ass burger. I shoved my dick in the middle i and showed that slut a new world of pleasure.

Dude 2: kinky shit my dude. Now can you pull your finger out of my ass, it's beginning to hurt
by PieVmasterZ October 4, 2017
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Dank ass burger

Have you eaten that dank ass burger?!?!?
by DankAssBurger March 8, 2017
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mean ass burger

a reaally good burger
Damn 5 Guys makes some mean ass burgers.
by dyingunicorn January 15, 2011
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Albuquerque Ass Burger

The art of shoving ground beef inside of an autistic persons anus, slurping it out, and then spitting it onto 2 sandwich buns then consuming it.
Me and my homies all jumped this autistic kid, then proceeded to give him an Albuquerque Ass Burger.
by FelchForLife84 April 23, 2022
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