A play on words, and joke version of asperger's syndrome. Used as the title of the South Park episode Ass Burgers, S15 E8.
Nurse Bronski: Why are there hamburgers in your underwear?
Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??
Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?
Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!
Nurse Bronski: Very funny!
Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!
Nurse Bronski: Get out of my office!
Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??
Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?
Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!
Nurse Bronski: Very funny!
Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!
Nurse Bronski: Get out of my office!
by CryingTaco69 December 05, 2020

by ARACNAPHOD November 09, 2011

by Camboni May 29, 2007

Someone puts a cooked hamburger patty in between another person's butt cheeks and eats it. It is optional to add condiments and vegetables too.
by TheAlmightyKLEFT November 11, 2010

A cheap Mexican insult to people of higher intelligence. Strawberry picking spics coined this term, after being the victims of repetitive rape-both mentally and physically.
Greg: Dude, you got a 15 on your ACT, I got a 36.
Shelifer: Oh yeah!!? Well you have ass burgers!!!
Greg, Adam, Anthony: Wait did you just say ass burgers??!!
*laughter*
Shelifer: Oh yeah!!? Well you have ass burgers!!!
Greg, Adam, Anthony: Wait did you just say ass burgers??!!
*laughter*
by roscooooe March 31, 2011

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by sweet dood!!!1111 January 10, 2009
