An egg looking ugly ass

An egg looking ugly ass is a person that has no hair line. The person normally is in his/her 40s and that fucks your mom.

Person 1: My principal is an egg looking ugly ass.

Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.

by Madkso June 23, 2018

fresh ass eggin

recieving oral sex from a partner, recently recieved oral sex head

I just got some fresh ass eggin from this jump off shorty.

by jay March 28, 2005

eggplant dike ass

name of someone in paris hiltons phone book, the true meaning is only known to paris

lets prank call that fucking eggplant dike ass

by egg head March 10, 2005

Assegg

A more *secretive* way of calling a person sexy then actually straight out calling a person sexy.
Can be used as a way of saying an object is awesome.
Can be used as a way of saying food tastes AMAZING!

Example 1: Damn, this chocolate cake is ASSEGG!
Example 2: Wow, how ASSEGG is that boy over there!

by savedbyyuled December 3, 2009