my left ass cheek

A-Half-hearted response to a question that isn't important.

B-Sarcastic response to a serious question.

C-The answer given when asked a question you don't know the answer to. Ususally spoken as a question.

Example for def. A-

Person A- "What are you doing tonight?"
Person B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. B-

A- "Where did my purse/keys/wallet go?"
B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. C-

A- "Billy, what is the Capital of Zimbabwe?"
b "My left ass cheek?"

by resisdisciple May 18, 2006

kiss an ass cheek

This is basically the same meaning as "Kiss my ass." This phrase is pretty much an extension of that phrase with rearranging and an extra word.

Hey, Mike. Kiss an ass cheek.

by Asshole Bullshit August 13, 2004

saggy ass cheekage

When the ass cheeks descend below the hemline of the skirt but no vagina is visible.

That chick has too much saggy ass cheekage to wear a skirt that short.

by heyyalllll May 23, 2009

Ass cheek

A nice person who loves to go to parties. A perfect name for a black personz

Sally: Yo Ass Cheek!

Jamal: What’s up my crackah!
Sally: Suck my balls!

Mom: Go feed Ass Cheek!

by gayrodger69696969 April 6, 2023

Ass Checkers

A variation of the classic board game "checkers", Ass Checkers is a game in which two opponents, or immediate family members, squat on opposing sides of a checkered table cloth and take turns "capturing" squares by staining them via the targeted release of wet farts, or "sharts"

"god dammit, I contracted cholera playing ass checkers"

by shartstain2 October 29, 2015

ass checked

Around 20 years ago there was a hepatitis A outbreak in fast food restaurants from employees not washing their hands after they took a shit and when getting ass checked is when one employee goes to the restroom and takes a shit and doesn't wash their hands and prepares your food and the next day or two you're vomiting profusely or have diarrhea therefore you have gotten ass checked

"Man last night I think I got ass checked by eating at Taco Bell "

by Turkey hill September 24, 2016

3rd ass cheek

another way to say your tail bone, or "tail"

ouch! u hit my 3rd ass cheek!

by 229yomama March 10, 2011