ass burger

A nasty piece of shit that is stuck between your ass cheeks for over four days.
Dude, you smell like an ass burger.
by CPrice May 11, 2006
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ass-burgers

The cool way to refer to Asperger's Syndrome, which is the least severe form of autism and makes you a social retard.
Since I have it, I am allowed to be politically incorrect when discussing Ass-burgers.
by 2coo4skoo April 18, 2005
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ass burgers

The common, incorrect NT pronounciation of the autism spectrum disorder Asperger's.

Most people who says ass burgers (fake) don't have a clue about the spelling or the actual condition of Asperger's (real), and many would rather stay that way.

It's a shame, because any idiot can have Ass Burgers, but it takes a selected few from the population to have Asperger's
Fred is ignorant idiot and has Ass Burgers. Thomas is a geeky but gifted genius with Asperger's
by Layla87 September 30, 2011
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Ass burgers

A play on words, and joke version of asperger's syndrome. Used as the title of the South Park episode Ass Burgers, S15 E8.
Nurse Bronski: Why are there hamburgers in your underwear?

Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??

Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?

Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!

Nurse Bronski: Very funny!

Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!

Nurse Bronski: Get out of my office!
by CryingTaco69 December 05, 2020
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Ass Burgers

having a nice, scrumptious, juicy set of ass cheeks.
Kayla: ooooh dat asss!
Laquisha: That boy got dem ohdeee ass burgers yo.
by ARACNAPHOD November 09, 2011
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ass burger

Someone puts a cooked hamburger patty in between another person's butt cheeks and eats it. It is optional to add condiments and vegetables too.
I would so want to make a ass burger with that girl over there
by TheAlmightyKLEFT November 10, 2010
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ass burgers

A cheap Mexican insult to people of higher intelligence. Strawberry picking spics coined this term, after being the victims of repetitive rape-both mentally and physically.
Greg: Dude, you got a 15 on your ACT, I got a 36.

Shelifer: Oh yeah!!? Well you have ass burgers!!!

Greg, Adam, Anthony: Wait did you just say ass burgers??!!
*laughter*
by roscooooe March 15, 2011
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