asparagus meaning
asparagus meaning by cool A October 1, 2019
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"I shouldn't have eaten those greens last night Dave! I got got a serious backdraft of asparagust!!"
asparagust by dnc1984 February 12, 2014
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asparagus texting
Texting someone in immediate/close proximity that you could otherwise physically talk to them face to face.
used in casual conversation ...so <proper noun> and I were at dinner, asparagus texting the other ight; laughing maniacally in my head.
asparagus texting by m.s. November 24, 2014
asparagus pee
The smelly urine that developes after eating fresh asparagus. It is cited that everyone gets asparagus pee but only 20% can smell it. To those that can, the aroma is unmistakable, a uniquely bad smell. To those who can't, be careful to flush after eating a big plate of asparagus, you may make that new love interest run in terror.
Jen's asparagus pee was so rank that I had to go home and flush out my eyes. She didn't even seem to notice it! I don't think I can go there again.
asparagus pee by bozlog November 24, 2006
Cool asparagus
1. an exclamation used when its all chill and good, frequently used to substitute "ok" at the end of a conversation.
2. a saying used to show that something is very cool but not too cool, it shows that everything is chill in a relaxed way.
2. a saying used to show that something is very cool but not too cool, it shows that everything is chill in a relaxed way.
Cool asparagus by monkeymb January 24, 2011
Asparagus
Asparagus by bonkeykong May 13, 2008
Asparagus
Someone who always seems to smell extremely bad and does not even try to clean themself. No matter what time you see this person, they smell awful.
Jordan- (takes off football pads)
Team- Jordan you're an asparagus
Jordan- Shut up fools I smell fresh
Team- You smell awful you asparagus
Team- Jordan you're an asparagus
Jordan- Shut up fools I smell fresh
Team- You smell awful you asparagus
Asparagus by Thomas Selser December 10, 2013