ASM

Meaning - Almost Shit Myself, a kind of text or chat lingo thats just come about. Similar to LMAO - laughing my ass off or LOL - laugh out loud

Tom:Man that shit was funny, ASM!!!

Ben:What's ASM mean ?

Tom:ALMOST SHIT MYSELF!!!

by Roll Tide1322 March 24, 2010

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asme

a word used to describe someone who just did something really stupid. kind of like a foo

1.(Snerd kicks a cop) "Good job asme now we can go to jail!"

2. "Hey guys i just took a crap and clooged the toilet!" said boob. "Great asme now where the hell do we go to the bathroom!"

by AJ Stumpo October 30, 2006

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asm

awesome, like awesome oppossum!

asm psm for short.

u are asm psm. asm like the greatest psm.

by rjazzle July 16, 2006

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ASM

n. An Assistant Stage Manager for a play.

v. To assistant stage manage a play.

n. Hey, you're ASM.

v. You're going to ASM the play?

by PQizzle March 13, 2006

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Slutga-asm

A Women, who makes you believe she's having an orgasm during sexual intercourse, when really she's experienced it the same quality sex from hundreds of other men.

A: Your Girlfriend is such a slutga-asm!
B: No way, she says I'm the full package.
A: That's what Slutga-asms say!

by PLOLNEWTERMS June 20, 2010

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