ASM

Meaning - Almost Shit Myself, a kind of text or chat lingo thats just come about. Similar to LMAO - laughing my ass off or LOL - laugh out loud

Tom:Man that shit was funny, ASM!!!

Ben:What's ASM mean ?

Tom:ALMOST SHIT MYSELF!!!

by Roll Tide1322 March 24, 2010

asme

a word used to describe someone who just did something really stupid. kind of like a foo

1.(Snerd kicks a cop) "Good job asme now we can go to jail!"

2. "Hey guys i just took a crap and clooged the toilet!" said boob. "Great asme now where the hell do we go to the bathroom!"

by AJ Stumpo November 9, 2008

asm

awesome, like awesome oppossum!

asm psm for short.

u are asm psm. asm like the greatest psm.

by rjazzle July 17, 2006

ASM

n. An Assistant Stage Manager for a play.

v. To assistant stage manage a play.

n. Hey, you're ASM.

v. You're going to ASM the play?

by PQizzle April 16, 2006

Slutga-asm

A Women, who makes you believe she's having an orgasm during sexual intercourse, when really she's experienced it the same quality sex from hundreds of other men.

A: Your Girlfriend is such a slutga-asm!
B: No way, she says I'm the full package.
A: That's what Slutga-asms say!

by PLOLNEWTERMS June 21, 2010

AsM Samurai

A garbage Serbian nOob thay plays c-ops (submitted by QuickFire xd)

AsM Samurai is ass at critical ops

by AsM QuickFire June 13, 2018

tongue-asm

Something incredibly delicious.

"You should try their dessert - it's a real tongue-asm."

by JessieJane May 1, 2007