ASAPed

the verb for when you are playing xbox live and a small child comes on and starts swearing and whining trying to act cool but really pisses everyone off and screams something when he kills you

little kid: YEAH! I JUST ASAPED YOU! JUST LIKE I DID WITH YOU MOM IN BED LAST NIGHT!
dad: son I think it's time for you to go to bed.
little kid: NOOOO!!! I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED!

by 七 October 16, 2009

ASAP

As Soon As Possible

Please reveiw & decide to publish or reject my definition ASAP. Thanks :O

by HUMP DAY uno-dos-thress December 29, 2013

ASAP

Short for “Always Stop And Pray”—when you need to be as smart or sharp as possible in tackling urgent and important matters, by relying on the Holy Spirit (the Third Person in the Trinity) for wisdom and direction for your solution.

The moment I realize that ASAP needn’t always stand for “As Soon As Possible,” I quickly submitted this long-overdue definition for publication.

by Fasters May 14, 2022

ASAP

As soon as possible

I'll do that ASAP.

I'll do that As Soon As Possible.

by Idacha October 15, 2015

ASAP

As Sexually As Possible

I want you to give it to me ASAP.

by 5cats! November 18, 2009

ASAP

As Stoned As Possible.

CHRON 1: Yo, let's get ASAP this weekend.
CHRON 2: You know I'm down.

by JAHRASTAFARIII December 9, 2008

ASAP

Already Sucking Another Penis

Ray Ray and I just broke up but I'm over him, I'm ASAP.

by DEuro November 22, 2007