ASAP 

Short for “Always Stop And Pray”—when you need to be as smart or sharp as possible in tackling urgent and important matters, by relying on the Holy Spirit (the Third Person in the Trinity) for wisdom and direction for your solution.

The moment I realize that ASAP needn’t always stand for “As Soon As Possible,” I quickly submitted this long-overdue definition for publication.

ASAP by Fasters May 14, 2022

ASAP 

As soon as possible

I'll do that ASAP.

I'll do that As Soon As Possible.

ASAP by Idacha October 15, 2015

Asap 

As soon as possible :D

I wanna go home asap.

Asap by Karii-98 November 18, 2011

ASAP 

As Sexually As Possible

I want you to give it to me ASAP.

ASAP by 5cats! November 18, 2009

ASAP 

As Stoned As Possible.

CHRON 1: Yo, let's get ASAP this weekend.
CHRON 2: You know I'm down.

ASAP by JAHRASTAFARIII December 9, 2008

ASAP 

Already Sucking Another Penis

Ray Ray and I just broke up but I'm over him, I'm ASAP.

ASAP by DEuro November 22, 2007

ASAP 

As Slutty As Posible

Mom: LINIE! GET DOWN HERE ASAP!!!
Linie: AHHHHHH CHILD ABUSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Mom: not again.

ASAP by linie's a hoe May 12, 2010