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artichoke 

a.) a vegetable from the thistle family that has its heart eaten and leaves chewed. water tastes especially good after eating one.

b.) a form of violence. someone artichokes you: i.e. gently gnaws on your leg while silently ripping out your underwear and wrapping it around your head and stuffing it in an auritory entrance.
Chumble: Oww, my leg hurts, why are you biting it? (thinks: i feel like something is being pulled out of my pants...)

Spuzz: (thinks: hahaha, soo the artichoke will be complete) Bye Chumble, i better be going)

Chumble (5 min later): Oh MY GODDD!!! Im MY UNDERWEAR IS NO LONGER COVERING MY HINDYY!!! ITS STUFFED IN MY EARS!!!!.
artichoke by soyz April 6, 2010
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Artichoke 

When you step out side in the middle of the winter and the air is so thin you can't breath, so you start choking in the "arctic".
Man,I Artichoked this morning!
Artichoke by EDYboo08 December 28, 2005

artichoke 

quite assasination
do the artichoke agent 47
artichoke by dannysexban August 15, 2017

Artichoke 

Hard to get any enjoyment from, not filling, rough around the edges, hard work for little payoff.
"Kyle was the biggest artichoke I've ever met!" "Ryan was an artichoke fo sho!" "Short Guy Ry Ry, the choke?"
Artichoke by Emjsteelers August 14, 2022
Someone telling other to be quiet
Artichoke the shit out of you but my nuts keep getting stuck on your chin.
Artichoke by LILBITOFLOVE December 4, 2025

Artichoke Tuna Salad 

Artichoke Tuna Salad is the taste of the inside of the vaginal canal. Of course there are many different variations of the recipe, but this is the most widely known.
Man, I had a girl come over last night and her pussy tasted like artichoke tuna salad.

artichoke me daddy 

Okie-dokie arti-choke me daddy
Oh artichoke me daddy. harder! *dies*