artichoke

a.) a vegetable from the thistle family that has its heart eaten and leaves chewed. water tastes especially good after eating one.

b.) a form of violence. someone artichokes you: i.e. gently gnaws on your leg while silently ripping out your underwear and wrapping it around your head and stuffing it in an auritory entrance.

Chumble: Oww, my leg hurts, why are you biting it? (thinks: i feel like something is being pulled out of my pants...)

Spuzz: (thinks: hahaha, soo the artichoke will be complete) Bye Chumble, i better be going)

Chumble (5 min later): Oh MY GODDD!!! Im MY UNDERWEAR IS NO LONGER COVERING MY HINDYY!!! ITS STUFFED IN MY EARS!!!!.

by soyz April 6, 2010

Artichoke

When you step out side in the middle of the winter and the air is so thin you can't breath, so you start choking in the "arctic".

Man,I Artichoked this morning!

by EDYboo08 December 28, 2005

artichoke

quite assasination

do the artichoke agent 47

by dannysexban August 15, 2017

Artichoke

Hard to get any enjoyment from, not filling, rough around the edges, hard work for little payoff.

"Kyle was the biggest artichoke I've ever met!" "Ryan was an artichoke fo sho!" "Short Guy Ry Ry, the choke?"

by Emjsteelers August 14, 2022

Artichoke

Someone telling other to be quiet

Artichoke the shit out of you but my nuts keep getting stuck on your chin.

by LILBITOFLOVE December 4, 2025

Artichoke Tuna Salad

Artichoke Tuna Salad is the taste of the inside of the vaginal canal. Of course there are many different variations of the recipe, but this is the most widely known.

Man, I had a girl come over last night and her pussy tasted like artichoke tuna salad.

by Fiyahman887 May 14, 2009

artichoke me daddy

Okie-dokie arti-choke me daddy

Oh artichoke me daddy. harder! *dies*

by Smashpotatogirl December 25, 2016