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Artesia High School

A school located in Artesia, California as part of the ABC Unified School District. Defined as one of the worst high schools in the district. About 95% are Mexican and African american while the other 5% may be part of the other ethnic groups out there. Contains a notable alumni in James Harden, an NBA Player that is an all star. Contains a Security guard on campus while school is in session due to the fact of many gang related activities.
I go to Artesia High School and It is really easy
by Random Big Small Asian November 7, 2019
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artisian dump truck

when you shit in your partners mouth, wait 30 minutes for them to digest it, lay flat on the floor, and have your partner shit it back out into your mouth and move back and forth on your face like a dump truck
broooo, i spent the entire night with jayden doing artisian dump trucks! i ran out of shit by the end of the night tho
by finlandkindacute May 19, 2023
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artisian cumshot

An artisan cum-shot is when you cum inside of your boyfriends asshole and extract it using a turkey baster then proceed to pump it into his left nostril.
The other day i gave my boyfriend dan an artisian cumshot.
by David_116 September 10, 2020
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Artesian Fudgeball

Verb: a once in a lifetime sexual intercourse. It occurs when a man has explosively chunky diarrhea and gets into a doggie style position with the ass slightly raised. He then proceeds to project the contents of his anus into the gaping mouth of his partner.
My partner and I made a huge mess last night while practicing the Artesian Fudgeball. It was totally worth it though, since it's an extra-rare occasion.
by an ass monkey April 23, 2009
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artesia

An institution devoted to the manufacture of a cheap labor force through pointless psuedo-education.
"Would you like fries with that?"
by Anonymous March 23, 2003
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The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 20, 2021
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The artesian ice cream machine

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone
“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 21, 2021
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