April 9th

UHHH BAD DAY VERY BAD DAY. and ItS My biRThdAy

APRIL 9TH

IS NO

by Gh00stG0rl December 2, 2020

April 9th

National send your boyfriend nudes day.

It’s April 9th so send your boyfriend nudes

by Gaygayapril9th April 9, 2022

April 9th

National fuck a friend day 😈

Me: Hey Diana, did you hear?
Diana: No what’s up?

Me: It’s April 9th, better known as Fuck a friend day. I’ll be over after work 😉

by KingNinjaTurtle March 14, 2021

April 9th

April 9th is national fuck your boyfriend day if his dock is over 5 inches , if it’s not drop him cause that’s just embarrassing.

Me: Let’s fuck for national fuck your boyfriend day on April 9th

Boyfriend:But my dick is 4 inches

Me:your single

by Yo-yoballs April 8, 2021

April 9th

National “My life is ruined” day.
The day where your boyfriend breaks up with you or you get embarrassed to death.But there’s one thing NO ONE should ever say April 9th while talking about it.It is known as the day we don’t talk about EVER.

Tutle:Oh no it’s April 9th!
Larry:Shhhh no tutle dont say the name.

by Tutle May 25, 2018

April 9th

National assholes day

April 9th is the day where the biggest assholes were born

by Lollipop74827482 November 25, 2020

april 9th

april 9th is the day prince philip died

hey do you know how and when prince philip died?
yes he died on april 9th due to a sneeze

by nevnevnev123 April 9, 2021