When the woman is on top while having sex, the man reaches for her titties, and she leans slightly back so he misses them and is left grasping thin air. The man has then gone apple picking.
Sally: "Me and Jerry was gettin it last night!"
Mary: "oh yeah? Did you try anything new to spice it up?
Sally: "Well, when I was on top I had him apple picking like he was hungry!"
Mary: "oh yeah? Did you try anything new to spice it up?
Sally: "Well, when I was on top I had him apple picking like he was hungry!"
by GingerPaws February 8, 2017
by Orchard-eer September 25, 2020
by grass eater October 19, 2009
Apple Picking
v.
During intercourse, a man makes the woman (or man, whichever you prefer) pick the dingleberries from his ass with her tongue.
v.
During intercourse, a man makes the woman (or man, whichever you prefer) pick the dingleberries from his ass with her tongue.
To get revenge for the cleveland steamer his wife gave him, he decided to make her go apple picking.
by PhrizzlePhry November 27, 2010
The sport of driving through an apple orchard at approximately 15-25 mph with your car windows open, and grabbing as many apples as you can without getting hit in the face by the branches.
Note: This sport was invented by Ike Vinpa, and he has the certificate to prove it
Note: This sport was invented by Ike Vinpa, and he has the certificate to prove it
by Dave K January 17, 2004
The act during felatio or intercourse of gently twisting and then pulling on a man's testicles with the desired effect being to temporarily forestall orgasm.
Dude! My Girlfriend totally went Apple Picking last night. I lasted through Pink Floyd's "the Wall."
by Paraderain September 23, 2010
The act of anal intercourse in which upon pulling out a little piece of fecal matter finds its way into your dick hole causing the head of your dick to turn as red as a an apple.
So I went Cleveland apple picking with my girlfriend this weekend and when i pulled out i thought my dickhead was gonna explode.
by timmyzisgay December 8, 2008