appendix

Someone who is completely irrelevant and contributes nothing to society in any way

Guy 1: nash grier is such a cunt
Guy 2: no a cunt is a vagina and therefore serves a purpose, nash grier is completely useless and is therefore an appendix

by umyesoffence August 2, 2015

appendix

This is one of the most neglected and un-thought of parts of your body. (It is also a part of non-fiction books, but that doesn't matter until you need to write a research paper.) Nobody really ever thinks about it. Like the tonsils, the backs of your knees, and the backs of your ears, we don't really ever think about them until something happens to them. The appendix is actually a mass of lymphatic tissue connected to the intestines, where the immune system can collect and dispose of bacteria and other harmful organisms that we swallow along with food. But, unfortunately, the passage between the two is very narrow, so sometimes stuff gets caught there, and it begins to fester.

Hey! I just read about the appendix. It is such a cool organ.

by awesomeisanoverusedname November 5, 2015

APPendectomy

removal of an app from your smartphone because it looked like a fun waste of time but now it is just really just annoying and taking up screen real estate on your phone

I loaded up on free apps on my phone but wanted to add some cooler ones so I performed an APPendectomy to get rid of those time and space wasters.

by Tiffwit March 19, 2010

grilled appendix

A common dish served by Asians. I first had grilled appendix at a place called Grandpa's Basement. It is low on calories and tastes similar to a cheese dog. Grilled appendix is worth the extra weight you will gain from this dish!

"What is that called?"

"That's grilled appendix, the best stuff on Earth!"

by Appendix is the best. December 7, 2013

Appendici

Plural of appendix.

Emmie got appendicitis twice, because she was born with two appendici.

by oldgal73 June 5, 2020

appendigo

1. An appendigo evil plot involving killing a person by drowning.
2. An object controlled from a mind from hell.

1. The day the man died was yessterday, so that means he must've died by an appendigo.
2. Did you see that appendigo fly by the window?

by ELI8o February 1, 2017

Appundicitis

Appundicitis is a cancerous disease responsible for thousands of deaths worldwide every year. When a person makes too many puns and stops being funny altogether, there is a good chance that they have contracted appundicitis. There is little to no chance of survival or recovery.

Daughter: "Mommy, is daddy going to be okay?"
Mother: "I'm sorry, sweetie, but he's got appundicitis. Even if he were to cover, he wouldn't be the same person he was before. He'd be less funny. We have to put him down"

by M.Myggen December 1, 2010