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appendicks 

A penis that is pencil thin and short and therefore useless.
She saw his appendicks and rolled her eyes
appendicks by GrumpyDoc October 19, 2011

noodly appendage 

A weapon of mass destruction
Let Fsm touch you with his noodly appendage.
noodly appendage by Olof8900 January 18, 2017

appendicize

Verb. ap·pen·di·cize. The act of adding supplementary material into the appendix section of a scholarly assignment or report.
George: Hey I found some great data, should we graph it and add it into the report?

Jack: Nah, don't worry we'll just appendicize it.
appendicize by Vinny FD November 21, 2013

appendix 

Organ whose only purpose is to be removed at some point in one's life.
Todd: Where's Matt?

Charlie: Matt's out today. Had to go get his appendix removed.

Todd: Dammit, what's an appendix good for anyway?

Charlie: Getting removed.
appendix by shoppingcartman January 20, 2011

Appendideux

Meaning: A person who has several different identities in a chatroom and tries to fool everyone. Sometimes they can, most times they cant.
Eg: The user motorway also has the identity of andriocht, parkbench and waiheke in the one chatroom. "I wonder if motorway is the same Appendideux as andriocht? Gosh he even posts like waiheke and parkbench!
Appendideux by Andriocht March 5, 2013

phallic appendage 

dick, penis, wang, milk maker, homemade ice cream machine, wanker, bird, hot dog, weiner, meat rod, genital stick, underdeveloped third leg, skin flute ,glory wand, infant starter, sausage roll, sock crisper, cream substitute, human fertilizer, jizz canon, ass destroyer
whoops it appears that i have sent thee a digital portrait of my phallic appendage
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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