analytical chemistry

A terrifying and disgusting combination of statistics and chemistry that will crush your social/sex life into nothingness. This is assuming, however, that said person had one before this class.

person1: Hey bro! last night was crazy! what did you end up doing?

person2: Oh, not much you know... sat at home and wanked it till the wee hours of the morning!

person1: Woah, why?

person2: Analytical chemistry took it to me bro.

by freebord4lyf January 21, 2010

anatomical sales associate

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.

Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I'm not exactly comfortable with soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."

by improviduto December 15, 2008

analytical

a motherfucker that has details of every thang !

Paul : I updated the computer while fixing it for you

Barbra: Thanks to your analytical skills my computer is twice as fast !

by #AH July 5, 2017

anlopical

A person who is lazy but smart and doesn't know what to do, he/she can be very funny with a sense of humor and is very persuasive.

Im So Anlopical

by AngeloTheArtist January 24, 2014

Analitical Knowledge

An individual that is well versed in all things anal. Has a complete knowledge of the workings of the bunghole for bodily and sexual functions.

Sonja made sure that her new boyfriend was not only well hung but also possessed the requisite analitical knowledge that she would require from him to exploit her cravings to have her mud tunnel penetrated on a regular basis.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

analytical auction behavior

The process of trying to understand and outbid competitors on an auction site such as ebay in order to win the item.

Based on brony13's past analytical auction behavior (AAB), he most likely will up his bid in the last 2 minutes of the auction so I have to be ready to counter his offer till the bidding closes.

by stoolie2 May 24, 2014

arilogical

Arilogical is a tiktoker who posts about her life experiences with a photograph of Ariana Grande in the background. When not posting her usual, arilogical edits Ariana Grande, shares her admiration for Ariana Grande & talks about Ariana Grande. She is friends with positi0nsdeluxe, they are both well-known celebrities on the Ariana Grande side of Tiktok.

OMG! I love arilogical.

by swtanon March 14, 2022