anal probe

the only use of the little finger

taking the wench doggy stlye, pop ur little finger up her shit pipe and feel her muff tighten round ur cock n listen to her squeal like a dying pig!

by tadster July 15, 2008

anal probe

An unnessecarily anal probation officer. Anal in the sense of being too uptight, probe being short for probation officer.

Eryn: My Probation Officer is making me pee in a cup TWICE a day!!!

Lisa: Wow, what an Anal Probe!!

by Goldie-Lou September 13, 2006

anal probe

a probe used on the anus. used to discover the iner most cavity of an anus

a doctor could use an anal probe to dislodge a pencil from a pacients anus

by aaaaarochey May 13, 2005

Arabian Anal Probe

When a middle eastern man fucks a goat and proceeds to insert his disease infested penis into your asshole while you sleep.

I received an Arabian Anal Probe last night.

by jake warren roberts December 7, 2017

bah anal probe

the term used to describe the image of an alien sticking its probe up the jaxie of the sheep emotion on msn...very amusing image =

example 1: (dragging it out) its the bah anal probeeeee

by emma..x December 27, 2007

Quality Anal Probe

When someone inserts their finger or penis into a rectum, and a quality one.

Bob gave me a quality anal probe.

by you_must_be_gay April 14, 2006

certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance

Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe

by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016