Amusement Park Table

A table, usually at a coffee shop, with one leg shorter than the other three.

See Amusement Park Chair

What the fuck, I can't put my expensive laptop on this Amusement Park Table, it could fall off.

Another Amusement Park Table?! Let's find a table that doesn't remind me of Space Mountain.

The tables in Six Flags are more stable than Starbucks' Amusement Park Tables.

by SpenzFingoooooo April 22, 2010

Amusement park ride

A wild, multifaceted sexual encounter.

I was rode like an amusement park ride.

by Gypsy Lagoon July 28, 2014

Amusement-lag

When your media feeds can't keep up with your desire to be entertained.

Nothing's coming through on Facebook, email, Google plus or Twitter; I'm suffering total amusement-lag.

by TimGuyKing June 25, 2014

Amusement park buddy

Somebody you go to the amusement park with.

Guy 1-You gonna take your amusement park buddy to the amusement park?
Guy 2- My amusement park buddy has already been on all the rides there 10 times. Amtrak doesn't offer the number of rides she's already been on, it's not just a rumor, its true. I'm not the only amusement park buddy of hers.
Guy 2-Boo, you're not the only one who's got to get rid of her.
Guy 1-She's got one less amusement park buddy, even if she's got all the amusement park buddys she needs already.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2019

Amusement-itis

Amusement-itis is when you can’t seem to make someone laugh, even though you used to all the time.

Example
“I just said a joke” “yeah but it wasn’t funny” “ but I used to make you laugh all the time... oh no I’ve got AMUSEMENT-ITIS”.

by Haha you don’t know who I am May 14, 2020

Amusement park

A place people at one time had enough common sense to take a bag with their stuuf in without anybody ending up dead, though as with everything, there are always people that want to change that.

There are people that want everything in life to reverse course until it's going the direction they want it to, even if that direction is through a tunnel with a train coming in the opposite direction, and they're claiming that everyone will soon see the light at the end of it that they see (of course they will). An amusement park is a place people would take a bag for sunscreen, cameras, and various other items they would have on them for a day.

by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021

Amusement park

Amusement park is a name for Auschwitz. It was first named on Anomaly's stream while playing Minecraft with his friends. They used it as a safe word because they didn't want to sound nazi.

Anomaly: YOU BUILT AUSCHWITZ ON OUR MINECRAFT SERVER !
Friends: We dont call it names... It's an amusement park !

by SAMUELLL January 31, 2023