aeroplane food

1. Something the airlines use as an excuse to charge you more.

2. A plastic container with words like 'Chicken and Rice', or 'Cottage Pie' printed on the lid, but which contains nothing that could be mistaken for these things.

3. A potent diarrhetic and/or poison. With this feature, aeroplane food was a key weapon during the cold war.

Passenger: "Oh Stewardess, there's a rat in my aeroplane food!"
Flight Stewardess: "No sir, that IS your aeroplane food."

BA, BOAC and Cathay Pacific all serve 'aeroplane food'.

by Jamie Douglas December 6, 2006

Amerogance

Adjective used to describe arrogant Americans, usually tourists, who think that money and a strong military make up for a lack of breeding and culture. Gives them the delusion that they are better than everyone else in every way possible. Can be found chanting "U-S-A" at every international sporting event, regardless of how bad their team is losing.

Person 1 - "U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!"

Person 2 - Dude, you're losing by 25 points and the game is almost over!!!

Person 1 - America RULES!!! We saved the world's ass in WWI and WWII!!!

Person 2 - Man, what Amerogance!

by Have you seen your mom? May 5, 2009

aeroplaned

A foursome with 3 men and 1 women, one phallus in each of the ladies orifices, preceding to make her “airtight”

Me and the lads met a girl the other night, she was very forward, so we took her home and aeroplaned her

by danny_buoy December 9, 2017

aeroplane blonde

A woman who looks blonde, but she has a black box.

look at her roots, you can tell she's an aeroplane blonde.

by Gavmonty July 5, 2003

afropean

Person who relates both to Africa and Europe. Usually a person of African descent who lives in Europe and has European tastes and tendencies. Also children of both African and European parentage.

"English is your first language and you don't speak an African language, not even your mother tongue? You're so Afropean!"
"Khaki pants? This is a city not the bush - you're not African anymore. You're Afropean."
"His father's Dutch and his mother's Namibian, the boy's Afropean."

by Mutaleni Nadimi August 9, 2006

aeroplane

Aeroplane can be defined as-
1. a big thing that flies.
2. A song off one hot minute by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. It's bassline started research into the new science of 'Quantum Bass Playing', whereby a bassist and his instrument essentially become one on a quantum level whilist playing. In Buddhism, this is known as Bass-lightenment. FLEA is the only human ever known to have achieved this ultimate goal (although Cliff Burton came pretty close} sparking rumours that he is, in fact, God.

Dude, that bassline on Aeroplane....how is that humanly possible?

by Niccolo Machiavelli December 29, 2007

Aeroplane Blonde

Woman who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has black pubic hair, i.e "A Black Box"

Nah John, my wifes not a natural blonde, she's an aeroplane blonde mate, always carries a black box

by Bougmont August 6, 2008