capital: Halifax largest city: New York coolest city: Whitehorse and Yellow Knife best city: Regina
Languages: Americanadian, English, and French
President: Drake
"my fellow certified lover boys, our country has been bitten by a scorpion" Americanada won't attack Afghanistan cuz we're too busy chucking maple syrup and consuming cheap insulin
time travel staffs: welcome to year 2012!
bieber: aah home sweet home.
time travel staff: are you idiot?
bieber: excuse me?
time travel staff: this ain't Canada, this Americanada, you stewpid!
An American travelling abroad, pretending to be Canadian. Often seen adorned with Canadian flag patches, and pins. Says "eh" more than necessary, and has learned to say "aboot" without giggling. Pretends to understand hockey.
Turns out that Canadian I hooked up with was Amerinadian. I feel dirty. Translated from the Dutch