American Airlines

One of America's "legacy carriers" and the largest airline in the world by passenger-revenue-miles. Headquartered in Forth Worth, Texas. CEO is Gerald Arpey. Has hubs in Dallas-Ft. Worth, Chicago, Miami, Los Angeles, New York and Boston.

American Airlines: something special in the air. F-U.

by [e-mail] August 5, 2007

American Airlined

When you sneak up on someone sleeping on a flight, and masturbate in his/her hair.

I totally american airlined that chick in 17B.

by Porno Jon March 21, 2008

American Airdodge

A directional airdodge in disadvantage that results in you getting hit anyways and you having other defensive options at that time.

Gotta love those American Airdodges! Free GSP!

by Seopse August 13, 2022

American Airlines

The DMV of Airlines. American has no shame when it comes to wasting their passengers time. They book so many flights that if a plane lands early it will have to sit and wait for its scheduled arrival time because they wont have a gate available to accomodate it. Baggage takes longer than any other airline with an average wait of 25 minutes after arrival but sometimes as long as an hour. American doesnt try because they think theyre "too big to fail" and they know there will not be a shortage of customers who want cheap flights.

Im glad American Airlines got my baggege out before I passed away from natural causes.

by Faymkonzi June 13, 2018

American Airlines Halfway House

An aged, derelict, no-shuttle, far from airport, unclean, 1-star hotel begrudgingly provided stranded passengers. Passengers hover in this space as if halfway between a prison/homeless shelter with drug deals and other shady activity and the world the passenger knew before flying the friendly skies.

I sat on the tarmac in Chicago for two hours only to end up in in an American Airlines Halfway House

by HeloPilot July 16, 2021

American Airlines Halfway House

An aged, derelict, no-shuttle, far from airport, unclean, 1-star hotel begrudgingly provided stranded passengers. Passengers hover in this space as if halfway between a prison/homeless shelter with drug deals and other shady activity and the world the passenger knew before flying the friendly skies.

I sat on the tarmac waiting to go home, and ended up in an American Airlines Halfway House.

by HeloPilot July 16, 2021

american airlines

If u show us a united airlines ticket we’ give you a free first aid kid

Omg look what your doing to him. What are they gonna do drag me off. American Airlines is much better

by 6377372882$3)3) October 6, 2018