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Ambidicktrous

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When a man can use both hands to tenderize the meat.
"Bro you jerk it with the right or left?"

"Both dude, I'm ambidicktrous!"
by skeetskrt69 April 24, 2017
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Ability to use the right and left hands equally well during masturbation.
Steve was in a bad accident, broke his right arm in 2 places. Good thing he's ambidicktrous because I wouldn't want to be around him if he couldn't jerk off for 3 months!
by Silky mane April 9, 2019
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Ambidicktrous

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Can use both dicks, one is not stronger than the other.
"Did you see Kangaroo Jack in that new porn film? He's ambidicktrous!"

"Omg...Did you hear? Brad is amidicktrous...switched penises during the test!
by Swale327 September 23, 2020
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possessing the ability to jerk off/jerk someone off with either hand with equal success.
girl: can we switch angles my arm is getting tired, but don’t worry i’m ambidicktrous
by comicsans3000 August 15, 2021
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