Bunch of repressed homosexuals who play the most latently homoerotic, boring and therefore, shittest game ever 'invented' (i.e shat out by Satan himself) Rugby Union. Revered and treated as Gods by the New Zealanders, which is testament to how stupid New Zealanders actually are. An IQ of a retard is a prerequisite to be an All Black. Perform a ridiculous savage dance known as the 'haka' and mistake opponents and foreigners laughter and mockery of it as respect and deference. Over-indulged, preening pussies who choke whenever put under any pressure. Makes one asamed to be a new Zealander
"I thought they were supposed to win the world cup"
"no they choked, of course they did, they're the All Blacks"
Canadian bacpacker 1 "check out those fags over on that playing field"
Canadian backpacker 2 "dude I think that's the All Blacks
"no they choked, of course they did, they're the All Blacks"
Canadian bacpacker 1 "check out those fags over on that playing field"
Canadian backpacker 2 "dude I think that's the All Blacks
by mrlaperouse March 29, 2011
1. it is a team composed of gods dressed in black that you CANT BEAT in rugby, or any life situation. they are so tough rugby teams forfeit unconsciously.
o, yeah, the new zealand rugby team.
2. someone very tough, virtually impossible to confront.
o, yeah, the new zealand rugby team.
2. someone very tough, virtually impossible to confront.
by cervantres May 28, 2009
The New Zealand national rugby team.
No rugby team has beaten the All Blacks more times than the All Blacks have beaten them in 120 years of existence.
They are the most successfully rugby team of all time. Most countries in the world have never even beaten them once. Examples are: Scotland, Ireland, Samoa, Fiji, Italy etc. none of these countries have beaten the All Blacks in a single game in 120 years of trying!
No rugby team has beaten the All Blacks more times than the All Blacks have beaten them in 120 years of existence.
They are the most successfully rugby team of all time. Most countries in the world have never even beaten them once. Examples are: Scotland, Ireland, Samoa, Fiji, Italy etc. none of these countries have beaten the All Blacks in a single game in 120 years of trying!
by jacob gerr June 22, 2005
the epitome of rugby success, the yardstick by which all other countries measure themselves, and they all fall short
by Brad July 22, 2003
The All Blacks (the New Zealand national Rugby Union team) are unfortunately, probably the greatest side in the history of the game. They have certainly won more than anyone else.
I say unfortunately because, well, they come from New Zealand, and are therefore primarily composed of sheep shaggers. Admittedly, jealousy is what makes me bring that up, but it remains a valid point.
Marked by a curious lack of good finishes in world cups.
I say unfortunately because, well, they come from New Zealand, and are therefore primarily composed of sheep shaggers. Admittedly, jealousy is what makes me bring that up, but it remains a valid point.
Marked by a curious lack of good finishes in world cups.
by Wylyam June 15, 2006
an insult meaning: to fail to perform under pressure, particularly in a sporting event.
to choke under pressure.
a choker.
loser.
to choke under pressure.
a choker.
loser.
by quantum ninja October 11, 2007
A synonym for choking in the sporting sense.
A reference to the perceived under-achievements by the New Zealand All Blacks in Rugby World Cup history - always starting favourites, failing in the big games.
A reference to the perceived under-achievements by the New Zealand All Blacks in Rugby World Cup history - always starting favourites, failing in the big games.
Jana Novotna seriously All-Blacked against Steffi Graff in the 1993 Wimbledon final.
Greg Norman was a serial All-Blacker in major tournaments.
New Zealand Rugby team has a history of All-Blacking in Rugby World Cups.
Greg Norman was a serial All-Blacker in major tournaments.
New Zealand Rugby team has a history of All-Blacking in Rugby World Cups.
by KnightSmithJones September 12, 2011