evil noun - An ancient Middle Eastern torture method used today by Al-Queida to torture captured US soldiers to death.
A standard torture session should proceed like this:
After hours of trying to figure out why the square root of six equals the product of 2178#$^#21#@*(3.3824, the terrorists unleash a barrage of "simple algebraic equations" to destroy their mind and then beat them with a bag filled with Algebra books. After that, they stab them with a spike dipped in variable poison and shoot them in the dick. It pretty much sucks balls.
A standard torture session should proceed like this:
After hours of trying to figure out why the square root of six equals the product of 2178#$^#21#@*(3.3824, the terrorists unleash a barrage of "simple algebraic equations" to destroy their mind and then beat them with a bag filled with Algebra books. After that, they stab them with a spike dipped in variable poison and shoot them in the dick. It pretty much sucks balls.
P1 - "Dude my math teachers a terrorist."
P2 - "Whatever."
P1 - "No, seriousely, he made us do Algebra!"
P2 - "Holy shit man, call the National Guard!"
P2 - "Whatever."
P1 - "No, seriousely, he made us do Algebra!"
P2 - "Holy shit man, call the National Guard!"
by FUCKHACKERBITCHES April 30, 2009
Get the Algebra mug.A class that is useless and extremely difficult for those who are not math geniuses. It's only functions are to lower averages/GPAs and make students hate math more than they already do.
Student A: Hey man, what'd you get on your Algebra II Regents Exam?
Student B: Like a 45. I don't get any of that shit.
Student B: Like a 45. I don't get any of that shit.
by PR92 April 25, 2011
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(Noun) - One of the biggest reasons that high schoolers these days flunk out. It is the largest waste of time, and is also the reason that the United States of America has such a low average GPA, and such a high drop-out rate. It will never be applied to REAL LIFE (something strange to high school teachers) unless you plan to be a scientist, or mathematician (see crazy fuck.) According to your Algebra teacher, you will not survive in life without it. This is pure bullshit, and is only meant to scare you into passing. If you're a writer...you've got to take algebra. If you're an artist...you've got to take algebra. If you're a musician...you've still got to take algebra. If you're a mathematician...my hat off to you.
1. Dave: Hey breh! Wanna go to the movies?
Chris: No...I can't...I flunked algebra, therefore by teacher logic I'm never going to be successful in the modern world.
2. See useless.
Chris: No...I can't...I flunked algebra, therefore by teacher logic I'm never going to be successful in the modern world.
2. See useless.
by coffeeboy992 December 10, 2009
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Mom: Don't forget your algebra homework!
Me: *Commits Sucide*
Mom: Don't forget your algebra homework!
Me: *Commits Sucide*
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Get the abstract algebra mug.1. an exotic form of torture. see also geometry.
2. the art of figuring what "y" equals when "x" equals 10 through confusing formulas such ast y=12x^2-563x+1/4
3. a method of making high school math teachers feel important.
2. the art of figuring what "y" equals when "x" equals 10 through confusing formulas such ast y=12x^2-563x+1/4
3. a method of making high school math teachers feel important.
1. I was a naughty boy, so i had to take algebra.
2. i wanted to figure what y was when y equaled 2 to the third, i think.
3. my math teacher has no talent in anything
2. i wanted to figure what y was when y equaled 2 to the third, i think.
3. my math teacher has no talent in anything
by Sodak February 19, 2004
Get the algebra mug.an american:"I CAN ONLY AFFORD 15MGS THAT SLOW A TURTLE"an algerian:"wait...you guys pay for 15mgs and get 15mgs.. man the algerian internet is bad as fuck" and yes this is true story
by the falafel man January 9, 2021
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