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Alex Gaskarth's Eyebrows 

Those bushy caterpillar-looking things on All Time Low singer Alex Gaskarth's face. You may have been personally victimised by them. Alex and Jack Barakat did a quiz on what is Alex's eyebrow and what is a beaver. Unsurprisingly, they lost. Jack feels jealous of Alex's eyebrows, as any normal human should be.
Person A: Have you ever been personally victimised by Alex Gaskarth's eyebrows?

Person B: Who hasn't?

Sex with Alex Gaskarth 

Sex with Alex Gaskarth is impossible, unless you're Jack Barakat then you may have swag