Alex Gaskarth 

the bent-dicked vocalist for all time low.

x: hey, do you like all time low?
y: yeah ! their singer alex gaskarth is kinda questionable tho

Alex Gaskarth by rosecoloredhomo June 13, 2018

Alex Gaskarth's Eyebrows 

Those bushy caterpillar-looking things on All Time Low singer Alex Gaskarth's face. You may have been personally victimised by them. Alex and Jack Barakat did a quiz on what is Alex's eyebrow and what is a beaver. Unsurprisingly, they lost. Jack feels jealous of Alex's eyebrows, as any normal human should be.

Person A: Have you ever been personally victimised by Alex Gaskarth's eyebrows?

Person B: Who hasn't?

Alex Gaskarth's Eyebrows by bands and things October 23, 2019

Sex with Alex Gaskarth 

Sex with Alex Gaskarth is impossible, unless you're Jack Barakat then you may have swag

Sex with Alex Gaskarth

Sex with Alex Gaskarth by ofmiceandperverts November 14, 2013