The sort of unfortunate or amusing coincidence or contradiction that you're tempted to label "irony", but realize isn't actually ironic at all. Named for Alanis Morisette, whose song Ironic contains many examples of alany and none of irony (except for the song as a whole, which is ironic...).
You plan a trip to a faraway city, contact your friend who lives there who you haven't seen in months, and find out she's actually going to be visiting your city that same weekend, so you'll miss each other. Such alany!
by my name is Cos July 20, 2008
Get the alany mug.A bit stupid at times but very sweet, bubbly girl. She can be very quiet but once you get to know her she won’t shut up. She knows who her real friends are and she knows when people talk shit (she’ll act clueless but SHE KNOWS.) She is very happy and energetic but don’t get on her bad side. Alanys will always have your back and she will keep secrets ‘till the end of time. When she loves someone she will be very open about it and she will do anything for that person. When she’s up to something is impossible to stop her (very impulsive at times). Beautiful girl with a heart of gold.
by wizardgirly January 30, 2020
Get the Alanys mug.Located in Albany, New York. Notorious for knife fights and brawls. However, most Albany Highers will defend their school passionately -- they feel perfectly safe.
A large, urban school, AHS is extremely diverse, with students from over 200 different nations. It is perhaps because of its diversity and size (although no one is quite sure of the actual number of AHS students) that Albany High is a place where students feel free to be themselves instead of feeling pressure to conform to any social standards.
While perhaps not the highest-rated school academically, Albany offers a wide array of AP classes and has just recently introduced the International Baccalaureate Program (IB) for students seeking a well-rounded and universal program of study. Albany High also has dozens of clubs and activities open to all students.
A large, urban school, AHS is extremely diverse, with students from over 200 different nations. It is perhaps because of its diversity and size (although no one is quite sure of the actual number of AHS students) that Albany High is a place where students feel free to be themselves instead of feeling pressure to conform to any social standards.
While perhaps not the highest-rated school academically, Albany offers a wide array of AP classes and has just recently introduced the International Baccalaureate Program (IB) for students seeking a well-rounded and universal program of study. Albany High also has dozens of clubs and activities open to all students.
A: Man, you go to Albany High School? How do you survive?!?
B: Pshaw! It's not so bad. All you gotta do is make sure you avoid the Freshman Academy!
B: Pshaw! It's not so bad. All you gotta do is make sure you avoid the Freshman Academy!
by pommitranquillescence May 16, 2006
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by The Atomic Punk I November 26, 2009
Get the Albany Cock Ring mug.Aleaya is the most amazing and out going girl in the whole she is short but a perfect height for a girl she has the most beautiful eyes in the whole entire world that will just melt your heart every time you look at them you can’t stop staring into them and you never want to leave her, she has the most amazing personality in the whole entire world and is very fun loving and kind and generous and kind girl in the whole world she is the definition of perfect she has the most amazing hands and knows what to say and when to say it and how to say it she is soo cute with her words she will just melt you heart if you ever happen to meet an Aleaya never let her go becuase she is the most amazing thing that could ever happen in your life she is the most perfect girl ever and she may be shy to say she is but deep down she knows it she doesn’t judge on how you look she likes you for you she is very loyal and loves to make you smile she has a lot of friends that she kind of likes kind of doesn’t she just doesn’t have the heart to tell them to leave, many people will tell her they love her but only want her for her looks but there will be that one man in her life that actually gets to know her and make her happy and that is the man that truly means it when they say I love you, Aleayas will normally date men with the names starting with A,B,I but she only has one true love in her life that she will be loyal to forever
by Monkeyboiiii111 December 1, 2018
Get the Aleaya mug.A square-shaped edifice which is about as candy-free as it is substance-free. Established in 1814, this institution is highly devoted to the health of its students, which would explain the diet mayo and confiscation of white bread: not to mention the embargo on flip-flops, as they are an obvious fire hazard. And, of course, physical education takes absolute priority: seniors who cannot write an adequate paper for PE because they have to "study for APs" are clearly not qualified to graduate.
Lauded as the first girls' school in the country, its establishment is a milestone in American culture. Because if growing up female in America doesn't make you feel bad enough about your body, you can always go to school for it.
Lauded as the first girls' school in the country, its establishment is a milestone in American culture. Because if growing up female in America doesn't make you feel bad enough about your body, you can always go to school for it.
by Another Senior '06 August 30, 2008
Get the Albany Academy for Girls mug.shes a beautiful girl. shes more than you expect. shell be there for you if you ever need her. She listens to your complains and never judges. she never gives up on anything, shed keep going even if its not worth it. she has a heart made of gold, and her fear is built out of stone. shes the most reliable person and very trusty. you can trust her with all your life. she would never break someones heart, and woudnt dare to ruin their smile.
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