n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001.
Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001.
Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?"
Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"
Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."
Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."
Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"
Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."
Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."
by aseay_99 August 04, 2004
This happens when a person shits in a condom then puts it in the freezer to use as a dildo for later.
by Trickmaster16 November 21, 2012
Jill was feeling quite randy while Buck was away at camp. Luckily Buck left her an Alaskan Pipeliner in the freezer.
by BigBuckDaddy October 17, 2010
Take a shit. Freeze that bad mother fucker and start having sex with your girl in the kitchen. reach into the ice box grab your frozen turd and shove it up her ass. you may want to lube her up before hand since the frost sometimes makes the blade stick, which, like ripping your tounge from an icy pole can be painful. so depending on how you feel about the tramp bring some KY.
by Duke Masters October 31, 2006
n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
by atom balm January 07, 2004
alaskan pipeline is the act of crapping into a condom, putting it into the freezer and than using it like a dildo
alex p: hey alex, we're still going to use the alaskan pipeline i made last night, right
alex r: hell yeah we are, ALASKAN PIPELINES ROCK
alex r: hell yeah we are, ALASKAN PIPELINES ROCK
by mathias420 June 07, 2004
A person that partakes in the act of defecating into a snow bank to freeze the log for use as a dildo in the future. Some may use condoms or saran wrap to reduce mess and health complications.
by Frank Snowl December 18, 2012