The most beautiful girl in the world. effortlessly funny. All these girls are threatened by her beauty and good vibes. All the guys wish they could marry someone like her. She’s wifey material and her beauty is ethereal.
by uaretheworldma November 28, 2021
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Person 1: "Oh do you see that girl, Alanis?"
Person 2: "Yeah she needs to stop sucking off that yellow little Steve minion man"
Person 2: "Yeah she needs to stop sucking off that yellow little Steve minion man"
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Get the Alanis mug.A mythical cat, with is amazingly beautiful, it has ocean blue fur and light teal stripes. It is said an Alanis can touch dirty water and purify it instantly. Natives called this the guardian of the water, there is only one on every continent with a size of lake and a height of Redwood Tree. Asians love to eat Alanis, but it might punch you.
by Seth N Seth March 7, 2019
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Damn, that Alanis is a fake bitch.
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