A girl that likes getting slapped on the ass by short blonde guys. Probably has a minion fetish and probably speaks some foreign language. An illegal immigrant. Hella fun to be around though and lowkey a goddess, even though she can be creepy sometimes
Person 1: "Oh do you see that girl, Alanis?"
Person 2: "Yeah she needs to stop sucking off that yellow little Steve minion man"
Person 2: "Yeah she needs to stop sucking off that yellow little Steve minion man"
by iheartpoachedeggs September 03, 2019
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by Jesse Dirtstash December 26, 2009
A mythical cat, with is amazingly beautiful, it has ocean blue fur and light teal stripes. It is said an Alanis can touch dirty water and purify it instantly. Natives called this the guardian of the water, there is only one on every continent with a size of lake and a height of Redwood Tree. Asians love to eat Alanis, but it might punch you.
by Seth N Seth March 07, 2019
Alanis, the Regina George of middle school and high school. She may be pretty but don't get fooled like in the song lucid dreams "who knew evil girls had the prettiest face" that's Alanis. Talks shit about everyone but never says it to their face. she is so mean and a big ass bully. She is flat asf even though she think she thicc. Don't mess with an Alanis they are fake and aren't worth your time.
Damn, that Alanis is a fake bitch.
by Dat one hoe March 03, 2019
A beautiful girl who has a great personality and is very energetic. She is very quiet but once you get to know her, she is absolutely crazy. She is very funny, sweet, bubbly, and artistic. She keeps her friends to a limit and has a lot of acquaintances. She WILL speak her mind and don't make her lose her temper!
by That Guy Next Door August 14, 2015