Aftermorning

A rancid smell that forms in a prostitutes mouth after sucking off “John’s” from the previous night.

Example 1: Pimp: “Hoe, why you ain’t out on my corner”

Hooker: “Because Daddy, the last John I was with left me a horrible case of Aftermorning in my mouth

Example 2: Spelling bee contest*

Judge: The word is, AFTERMORNING

Child: Can you use it in a sentence?

Judge: The dirty hooker had AFTERMORNING breath, after a long night of hooking.

Child:

A-F-T-E-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G

Judge: That is correct!

Crowd Applause*

by Moonchilddd March 31, 2019

Aftermorning

Any period of time which is a little too late to still be morning, but clearly not afternoon.
"Good aftermorning!"

Hakan: "Good aftermorning Misterrr Ziad!"

Mr. Ziad: "Good aftermorning Hakan!"

by Mr. Ziad November 4, 2020

Afternoonified

1800s slang for smart/dapper, afternoonified was first identified by Andrew Forrester (Victorian writer, pen name of James Redding Ware).

“Quite sorry to trouble you, Jasper, but I don't think this jacket is quite afternoonified enough for me. Could we change it before the wedding?”

by C L G January 31, 2021

afternoonie

A cute way of saying afternoon

Good Afternoonie !

by Nifty bean February 7, 2024

mafternooning

the group of times that are a few minutes before and after midday, but not midday itself

guy number one: "hey dude what time is it"
guy number two: "11:58"
guy number one: "its the mafternooning"

by pentagonanimates July 30, 2025

morning afternoonish

When morning just ended and afternoon is just starting

Good morning afternoonish bitch

by The real one December 21, 2014