The Chiseled Adonis

Diligent, Vigilant, Meticulous, Sagacious, Conscientious, Analytical, Methodical, Individual

You’re really acting like The Chiseled Adonis right now.

by Joker-_- July 7, 2021

Adonitology

(1). A religion named after and founded by King Adonis I which empowers and enlightens callipygian (shapely buttocks) women and new age thinkers (2). A religion based on the life and teachings of King Adonis I (3). It's adherents are known as Adonitologists

I'm an Adonitologist and my religion is Adonitology.

by Adonitologist November 16, 2020

Adonis

The perfect man, with a flawless physique, heart of gold, and mind of steel, who makes hearts patter and gives girls butterflies in their stomachs with his presence.

When she looks at Rohan she sees Adonis as he wins yet another wrestling match.

by PDUB MIA November 18, 2015

Joe_Adonis_1

Only the hottest guy in the world. He's so hot that no one can resist him, everyone simps for him

Joe: Hey guys, it's Joe_Adonis_1 here.
Bob: OMG, he's so hot! Marry me, Joe!

by JoeAdonis1Fan September 27, 2020

adonis blood

winning.

adonis blood.
Charlie Sheen: winning.

by oblivion64 August 15, 2011

adonia

A beautiful girl who name came from a Greek God Adonis. This girl is one of a kind she's funny, nice, brilliant, a good friend, and a unique since of style and her favorite thing to watch is teen Wolf and care for animals if you ever met her before then you know how great it a person she is.Although she is a shy girl she will soon get comfortable with you and be the highlight of your day but she can also be a total bitch if you give her a reason to.

Wow is this Adonia, she's a beauty

by Shawn dale June 24, 2015

Adonis DNA

Adonis DNA is a strand of DNA only passed on to those who are winning, duh. When coupled with tiger blood, the Adonis DNA is especially powerful.

Those not winning enough should NOT by any means, try and obtain Adonis DNA and/or tiger blood. If this occurs their faces will melt and their bodies explode in front of their weeping children.

It should be noted that those with Adonis DNA or tiger blood, are particularly immune to the effects of Alcoholics Anonymous.

Adonis was a ridiculously studly dude in Greek mythology. His DNA is only in a select few.

"AA was written for normal people. People that don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. . . I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.”

by helenkeller5528 March 24, 2011