Cock Addiction

Desire to suck a cock or multiple cocks more frequently than an above average sexual relationship allows so the addict seeks other cocks to suck.

Cock addiction might cause you to have multiple affairs to give yourself access to multiple cocks and frequent access to cocks to suck.

by DiDiDi June 2, 2012

update addiction

A debilitating psychological condition which affects computer users everywhere. Update addiction has to do with the excessive downloading of software updates and should not be confused with an Updating Whore. You are likely an update addict if...

You click "Software Update..." (on Mac) or "Windows Update" (on Windows) more than three times a day.

You cannot resist buying the latest version of software or operating system -- even if you don't need, want, or even care to know about the new features.

You click "Check for updates" every time you run a program.

You stay up late watching the progress bar to make sure your latest update "really updated."

You get frustrated by stable software because it doesn't require updates every other day. So you always choose beta or nightly builds to ensure that you can download a maximum number of updates.

Dude: Dang! I just clicked Software Update, and it didn't find anything to update. What am I going to do???

Chick: (rolls eyes) Dunno man. Click it again?

Dude: Ok.

Chick: You need help. You have update addiction.

Dude: Ok, but before I go to the clinic, I need to go buy XYZSoft5. I only have XYZSoft4.

by jacopaco August 19, 2010

Sims Addiction

When a person is addicted to The Sims and cannot stops playing

Jon has a Sims Addiction.

by jonyoungfan December 29, 2009

Nicotine Addiction

A hit anti drug rap made by the famous rapper Logpog. Used to refrence the epidemic of vaping

Yo man, you hear NICOTINE ADDICTION yet?

by MrTrueFactTeller October 11, 2019

Ao3 addict

Me

That girl in our class is an ao3 addict

by Bigbootysmalltiddiebaddie November 29, 2021

Tenya.iida.addict

A person who appears in almost every tik tok comment section. They’re also really cool.

Why is tenya.iida.addict everywhere?!!
Why not lol

by Piss.stained.floor February 22, 2021

marmite addict

a marmite addict is often very territorial over THEIR jar of marmite. Often results in fists being beaten against walls.
Signs of an addict...
1. expresses extreme concern over a missing jar of marmite
2. attacking relatives and housemates over the potential steal of marmite
3. irrational behaviour towards neighbouring objects when marmite fails to appear for a daily fix

I am not suggesting you stole my marmite just that you confused it with yours?!
(the early signs of a marmite addict.)

by loveitorhateit February 24, 2009