It’s either A: the first 5 letters of the alphabet, or B: some
parents were high as fuck when naming their son, were they high in
cocaine or methamphetamine? The fact that the
child won’t even know how to say their name.
Mother: “What should we name him?”
Father: “Abcde sounds
amazing.” Mother: “ok”
Teacher: “hi students let’s
see who is present, wait how do I even pronounce this name”