August 4th 

The day you must say ‘can I get a Hoya’ to anyone who is called Keira and has this birthday. 💋X

Yo it’s Keira’s birthday (August 4th). *says to keira* can I get a Hoya?

August 4th by Kikidouluvme October 16, 2019

August 4th 

national embarrass any friends you have

hey, today’s nation embarrass your friends day, august 4th!

August 4th by tteokbokki_lover August 4, 2020

august 4th 

august 4th is the day you’ll meet your soulmate from being a horn dog 😀 it’s okay though, you guys will fall inlove and only be 4 hours away, same age, two months apart.. the person you fall inlove with will love macadamia nut cookies, have a few tummy issues, an incredible dog<3, and love you no matter what. you’ll know he’s the one because you guys will talk abt the exact day you’ll meet eachother in person. he’ll be the best person in your life no matter the ups or downs, because you love him and he loves you regardless how low you guys feel, you’ll feel it together and be together to help. things around you aren’t going to be perfect, but you two together are and will be forever and always, always and forever 💗

august 4th:

you*plays a gaMe and walks up to soon to be soulmate*: waNnA fF?

august 4th by fire_psycho08 August 3, 2021

August 4th 

The day hope went to bed earlier than mark!!

Person 1: “no have you heard that hope went to bed earlier than mark?”
Person 2: “no wayyyy that’s crazy bro, on august 4th too!”

August 4th by Marklovesjesus.com August 4, 2022

August 4th 

Fuck ur girl best friend day

This means that on August 4th, you should go fuck ur girl best friend 😏😎

August 4th by RobertHzjxystiejd August 4, 2021

August 4th 

if you were born on this day you have a small dick. your name is probably something stupid and gay like “danny.” you’re probably a lonely stoner who thinks the world revolves around you.

Oh you were born on August 4th? You have a small pp. don’t even talk to me.

August 4th by suckmytoesloser November 3, 2019

August 4th 

August 4th is the day people who produce an extreme amount of discharge celebrate their birthday.

Man; omg my wife just gave birthday to an amazing girl in August 4th

Man; be careful, you might find discharge on the kitchen floor

Man:*licks women out *
Man:”you like that don’t you”

Women: sorry that’s just my discharge

August 4th by Julie davidson October 16, 2019