the process of throwing small objects, like spitballs, pennies, and pretzel salt, at but preferably into the exposed asscrack of any obese female.
dude! from across the room! sick assketball shot
Check out that fat bitch, lets play me some assketball
Check out that fat bitch, lets play me some assketball
by Ryan and Jeremy September 16, 2007
Get the assketball mug.Derived from the word "incentives". An ASScentive is when a guy (or girl) is looking for a short term friend with benefits/piece of ass.
"I think this girl may offer some good ASScentives" or "He's a douche, he's just looking for ASScentives"
by ASScentives October 28, 2009
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Brother Assknuckle is a term used for someone who is a fraternity member or has intentions of becoming a fraternity member and is a total dipshit.
Hey Brother Assknuckle! Fuck you!
by berrymmm November 16, 2010
Get the Brother Assknuckle mug.Where you wipeout and your board flies up vertically and hits you in the ball sack or up the crack of your ass.
by Psychopathic J January 5, 2008
Get the Assknifed mug.Guy 1: Who the fucks knocking on the door!?
Guy 2: It's me jackass!
Guy 1: Why are pounding on the door like your the police assknock!?
Guy 2: Cause my names Kevin Grace bitch, let's go hit the bong.
Guy 2: It's me jackass!
Guy 1: Why are pounding on the door like your the police assknock!?
Guy 2: Cause my names Kevin Grace bitch, let's go hit the bong.
by Hell Yeah Aaron August 20, 2009
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by ShadowLatte July 23, 2021
Get the assenav mug.Odoriferous, offensive and generally unclean state of ones ass, due to having broken the sphincter seal by having a bowel movement AFTER showering, and, not re-showering, or at least washing said offensive anus with a moist towelette as a courtesy to the rest of the population.
You NEVER poop AFTER a shower. ALWAYS BEFORE, or you break the seal and, therefore, are no longer fresh as a Summers Eve and might as well re-shower or walk around the rest of the day wondering just how many people you've assfended.
by seebeew April 14, 2010
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