ass hair

When you grow hair on your ass.

I went to fuck her ass and she had a shit ton of ass hair.

by Mycoxafloppin February 18, 2021

Ass Hair

usually used in slang terms meaning, low life.

loser, dumb ass, retard, ignorant bastard etc.

by Hoolio, King of garbage juice July 30, 2003

ass hairs

annoying strands that grow from the poop nuggets you don't fish out.

damn bro look at his ass hairs! i can see them through his pants!

by ur mum's phat coochie August 26, 2020

an ass hair away

A phrase that indicates how truly close something came to happening.

My son, that meteor was an ass hair away from striking me right there in that gorge!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2020

Angry Ass Hair

A issue or problem that has become so inflamed as to cause constant, painful irritation that can only be relieved by squeezing the sucker until it bursts.(Metaphor)

That Michael Moore has really given the GOP an angry ass hair

by Big Yowl March 29, 2005

Oxen Ass Hair

Reference to one whos hair is unusually curly and in some instances, considerably long and knotted, as if it should be growing out of an oxen's ass. Caked fecal matter as well as twigs and brambles may be present as well. A good visual example would be the "Musk Ox".

Man, look at Doug. He's sportin some serious oxen ass hair today.

by Ricky Lewis November 06, 2007

Ass hair removal

Something women do before they meet a guy they like or atleast aren't disgusted by

Sophia: Hey, you think Brandon wil want me more if I'll do ass hair removal?
Katie: Ofcourse, totally! cause we live in civilized place you know, not some Amazon jungle, like the one around your butthole!

by 32121 August 07, 2016