ASM 

Meaning - Almost Shit Myself, a kind of text or chat lingo thats just come about. Similar to LMAO - laughing my ass off or LOL - laugh out loud

Tom:Man that shit was funny, ASM!!!

Ben:What's ASM mean ?

Tom:ALMOST SHIT MYSELF!!!

ASM by Roll Tide1322 March 24, 2010

asm 

awesome, like awesome oppossum!

asm psm for short.

u are asm psm. asm like the greatest psm.

asm by rjazzle July 17, 2006

ASM 

n. An Assistant Stage Manager for a play.

v. To assistant stage manage a play.

n. Hey, you're ASM.

v. You're going to ASM the play?

ASM by PQizzle April 16, 2006

ASM 

When lol, lmao, lmfao or ctfu just doesn't cut it, there's always ASM-Almost Shit Myself

Holy shit that was funny, ASM!!!

ASM by Sirchopudown May 7, 2016

ASM 

Air-to-Surface Missile

The interdiction squadron managed to fire an Air-to-Surface Missile (ASM) straight up Godzilla's gigantic monster ass sending him back to the oceans depths

ASM by anonymous May 18, 2020

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Doing the Tik Tok trend to remove the first and last letter of your name.

Asm tiktok trend

asm by Whoa I thought? April 9, 2021

ASM 

meaning cute or very attractive

lavelle-“bro that girl is so ASM”
jordan-“ongggg”

ASM by jordbird March 28, 2022