ASB

Amazing story bro. For when CSB doesn't really get across how sarcastic you are being about the intresting nature of a story.

Emma: "I can't get to sleep with those birds chirping all the time!"
Jake: "ASB."

by andreh January 03, 2011

ASB

ASB (an acronym for "Associated Student Bodies") is an adult furry comic book about a lion who gets involved into an unrealistic gay relationship. ASB is very popular among furs, since it's about love and, more important, life. It features adult content, but certainly isn't adult-centristic. Highly recommended for anyone, no matter what gender and orientation you are. It's just cool.

That Danny-lion from ASB is just cool! Give me more of him! :)

by Wildy February 08, 2005

Asb

Attention seeking bitch

She is so asb !
Bitch is such an asb

by Playpussy July 08, 2018

asb

Ape-Shit Ballistic

The status of being angered, frustrated, and/or outraged beyond all rational levels of human behavior. Usually the immediate precursor to extraordinarily violent activities, enacted for the sake of vengeance.

I took a lot of lip from that guy, but when he disrespected my girl, I went ASB on his ass.

by RotSman October 29, 2006

ASB

Adv. After six beers

I love to dance, ASB of course...

by The Mad Grammarian December 18, 2017

ASB

an acronym for "Anti-Social Bitch".

Joe you fucking ASB...get the fuck away from your fucking computer programs and let's fucking go bang some fucking bitches, motherfucker. Fucking fuck fucker, put that fucking shit down!

by Nick D April 14, 2003

ASB

Acronym for Anti-Social Behavior, brought to light with the recent British movement to eliminate it, and thereby institute a pattern of limiting free thought.

I hate those crimethinkers. They really commit a ton of ASB.

by Dmack901 March 23, 2006